Jessica Simpson Crushes on James Blunt and his Small Willy
Celebrity romance seems to be the big topic of late, and her comes another tale of love in the limelight. According to
Star magazine,
Jessica Simpson has been crushing on British pop star
James Blunt, who sings "You're Beautiful."
While at the MTV Australia Video Music Awards, says a friend of Jessica, she "was determined to meet him," and gave Blunt, 29, her cell phone number and e-mail address. "She was glowing the rest of the night," says the source.
But Jessica may be a little dissapointed (pardon the pun) if she ever does hook up with Blunt. It seems the singer's one-time affair,
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson is letting the world know that not only is he bad in bed, but he's got a tiny package, reports
The Mirror.
Just days after revealing that James Blunt is a lousy lover, the posh babe has dropped a big hint why - he hasn't got much to crow about the manhood department.
Tara, 34, now calls the Brit winner "James c*nt" after he reportedly slept with her behind the back of girlfriend Camilla Boler. Tara stormed: "Let's just say the whole experience was small in every sense of the word."
She goes on: "He's a liar and I can't abide liars. Poor Camilla."
No word on whether or not Jessica Simpson knows that Blunt is in a relationship, but I guess it doesn't matter, since he's obviously not very committed. Of course, now that Jessica no longer has to hide behind her virginity, it would be a shame to pick a boyfriend who doesn't have the complete package (zing! another pun).
egotastic.com
, carry on. I suppose I can see (or I will say for discussion sake) his appeal?!
you beat me here 
