Jordan & Peter's Wedding

[helena]

i saw her at heathrow once and she stared me right up & down .....i thought she was being rather rude and then I realised it was Jordan. she was tiny! well apart from the two obvious big outsize melons stuck on her front. peter andre was with her & he is also a midget. they looked like a pair of neds (which they are)

 

[Acid]

^ thats not as bad as what happened to me

i was in topman and she was there doing some competitioon and she comes up to me and says 'do you want £100 for free' and i said......'errr yea ok' so i had to dress up in topman clothes the stylist gave me and have my photo taken with her

luckily i dont think the photos are avalible anywhere
if i ever see them i will be beyond embaressed
she was dressed as a police woman (not your average police woman mind.......skin tight jeans, a blouse unbuttoned with her big boobs poking out)

 

[CharlottefromCA]

whyd she want the picture? That sounds bizarre.. celebrities these days!

 

[Acid]

^ it was some topman promotion........can we stop talking about it now please


anyway.........any snaps of the big day?
boobs booze and brass

 

[Kalista]

I remember a quote from jordan saying 'she has a nose like a builders elbow' haha I loved it, that girl is awful.

haha I remember that it's so pathetic the way they keep throwing insults at each other in the press......

 

[tastes_like_chic]

^ thats not as bad as what happened to me

i was in topman and she was there doing some competitioon and she comes up to me and says 'do you want £100 for free' and i said......'errr yea ok' so i had to dress up in topman clothes the stylist gave me and have my photo taken with her

luckily i dont think the photos are avalible anywhere
if i ever see them i will be beyond embaressed
she was dressed as a police woman (not your average police woman mind.......skin tight jeans, a blouse unbuttoned with her big boobs poking out)

You should've smelt the fish-i-ness from the start. How cheap is she? I would've asked for more!
Now she is pure tragikistan!

 

[tastes_like_chic]

Aren't her and Jodie "I wear army belts as skirts" Marsh like mortal glamour nemesis?

 

[Acid]

Aren't her and Jodie "I wear army belts as skirts" Marsh like mortal glamour nemesis?

they would make a good cartoon

Jordan's super powers : bullet firing boobs, blinding neon tank top, deafening singing voice, super hot tanning bulbs and harvey as her obese sidekick

Jodie's super powers: Army belt skirt complete with ammo, poisonous cellulite, headbutting nose and an expolsive vibrator

 

[Kalista]

they would make a good cartoon

Jordan's super powers : bullet firing boobs, blinding neon tank top, deafening singing voice, super hot tanning bulbs and harvey as her obese sidekick

Jodie's super powers: Army belt skirt complete with ammo, poisonous cellulite, headbutting nose and an expolsive vibrator

That's hilarious

 

[tastes_like_chic]

they would make a good cartoon

Jordan's super powers : bullet firing boobs, blinding neon tank top, deafening singing voice, super hot tanning bulbs and harvey as her obese sidekick

Jodie's super powers: Army belt skirt complete with ammo, poisonous cellulite, headbutting nose and an expolsive vibrator

Bahahahaha!
Don't forget plastic Peter as Jordan's fake six pack love interest....
I think someone should do a cartoon!

 

[KhaoticKharma]

IDK if this is a REALLY stupid question (please bear in mind, I am American), but um.... who are these people?!?!

 

[fab_fifties_fille]

It's this tantastic two...
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=jordan%20and%20peter&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wi

 

[Reseneace]

Jordon-glamour model type peron
Peter Andre-one of those kind of one hit wonder people, sang mysterious girl

They met on a reality tv show called "Im a celebrity get me out of here!"

 

[Acid]

there is a photo in the paper of her pink pumpkin pod being pulled along by 6 white horses

sounds like the fairytale from hell

 

[fab_fifties_fille]

which paper? ^

 

[Acid]

daily mail

 

[fab_fifties_fille]

ohmylife, it's something you'd think up when you're 5. "the Chav couple"

 

[Acid]

there was something in a magazine about kate moss and peter doherty and katie price and peter andre 'the two kate and petes'
comparing them

and under lifestyle it said
kate moss: Supermodel party animal
katie price: chav

 

[CharlottefromCA]

'Jordan and Peter's wedding won't be tacky'


JORDAN'S wedding to singer Peter Andre will not be tacky, the glamour model's spokeswoman has said.


The big-breasted star - real name Katie Price - is tired of people "making up crap" about her big day, she said.

Some 350 guests are set to witness Jordan, 27, marry Andre, 32, at Highclere Castle near Newbury, Berkshire on Saturday.

Insisting the event would be "amazing", Jordan's aide said: "The do won't be tacky. Kate is not having a 'boob cake'.

"People have been saying she is going to have a cake in the shape of a pair of boobs."

Contrary to rumours, Jordan is not going to try to break the world record for the longest bridal train either, her spokeswoman said.

She said the couple had been hurt by rumours about their wedding.

Reports that various celebrities, including singer Myleene Klass, actor Shane Richie, Big Brother presenter Davina McCall and actress Patsy Kensit were snubbing it were unfounded as they were never invited in the first place, she said.

"Peter and Kate think it's really horrible thing to say things like this when they are looking forward to their dream day. People just need to be a bit nicer," she said.

"It's going to be an amazing day for them and they are really excited.

"The people they really wanted to come who cannot come have sent Kate and Peter really lovely letters."

Among them is Welsh pop singer Charlotte Church, she confirmed.

"She wrote a really lovely letter. Kate and Charlotte are good friends."

Jordan's spokeswoman refused to say who was on the guest list.

She added that lucrative deals to cover the wedding with OK! Magazine and ITV were both "still in place."

Jordan and Andre met and fell in love as contestants on ITV's I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here!.

http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/entertainment/s/173/173301_jordan_and_peters_wedding_wont_be_tacky.html
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a boob cake!!.. ahaha .. thats a new rumour to me!

 

[Kalista]

Reports that various celebrities, including singer Myleene Klass, actor Shane Richie, Big Brother presenter Davina McCall and actress Patsy Kensit were snubbing it were unfounded as they were never invited in the first place, she said.

A few of these celebs have mentioned being invited to the press. Why would anybody lie about being invited to Jordan's wedding? Ridiculous.....