Paris - Shanghai
a fantasy liveblog
-Didot? Really? Of all fonts to use...
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-Is this all going to be in French?
-AMANDA?! WHAT?!
-Amanda can't act.
-Did Amanda drop the magazine? Was she on the cover?
-Thank god Karl isn't going the Tom Ford route...
-Germaine's pretty. I wish I knew model names.
-Also thank god Amanda isn't a full-time actress. Stutnted Dialogue.
-Haha. Amanda doing her little lean to the left at 3:00.
-I hope Karl's just making fun of Coco, because some of this acting is rather overdone...
-Creepy stare at Amanda at 4:05.
-WHAT IS AMANDA'S TEABAG SECRET!? (Is it what I think it is?)
-I'll blame Amanda's lines at the end of this scene on Karl... People don't talk like that.
-Jane Schmitt has great legs.
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-Baptiste!? Freja!?
-Oh god. Which is worse, the acting or the script?
-Did Baptiste just say, "It's a ghost"?
-Again, Baptiste. "Do you design for men?" A little too excited.
-I love that there's an obligatory perfume ad thrown in.
-Are they speaking Mandarin? Seriously?
-Love the fourth-wall breakage at the end.
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-Heidi's acting skills are pretty adorable.
-Brad? You're back! Congratulations!
-Edita is pretty. I have no idea who she is other than this video and Paris-Moscou, but she's beautiful.
-Old Coco is back. What?
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-Stephan Gan. What?
-Edita is still pretty.
-Gardenia? Faux-pas, Heidi. Faux-pas.
-I wish I had some sense of Chinese history. No idea what happened. I'll just pretend that the train stopped and all of them needed off.
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-Jake Davies!
-Amanda's much better in this scene. Boomer, you have no chance unless you're Asian, apparently. WHAT TRICKS!? TELL ME, MS. HARLECH.
-1923? Really? Let's tell, not show, shall we?
-Freja's back. Still pretty. Ah! She's a prostitute now! "I want it."
-I love the guy in the wall peep hole.
-BAPTISTE! Emperor of China? Awesome.
-AMANDA! How did I know you'd be in this scene. Good job hamming up the lines as much as possible.
-Wait, so Baptiste isn't the Emperor? Confused.
-COLOR! Not cliché at all...