Madonna + Lindsay + Jessica = MTV Music Awards

[vintage_princess]

I think its cool that lindsay and Jessica are not enemies (I cant stand females celebs hating each other) but this is really sad.

 

[The_Ida]

I will be watching it and my eyes will bleed. It will also be horrible. Like a car crash - it's dreadful, but you can't help watching.

 

[fouroclock]

Ok fine, but how can Jessica Simpson be explained?

Transvestitism.

 

[mellowdrama]

Apparently its supposed to be a bondage themed performance.

Let's pray for ball gags and a particularly stern master.

 

[Heroin_Chic]

OMG, another "Madonn a with two bimbos" performance...

SPARE US! P-L-E-A-S-E!!!

 

[Jennika]

I think its cool that lindsay and Jessica are not enemies (I cant stand females celebs hating each other) but this is really sad.

actually they've had a number of public spats, mostly stemming from Lindsay being friends with Ashley and then Ashley dating Wilmer (ewwwww)... and then something about Lindsay banning Jessica and Ashley from a grammy after party.
a few links here
http://www.thefashionspot.com/forums/f63/lindsay-makes-jessica-simpson-cry-42736.html?highlight=Lindsay+Jessica

http://www.thefashionspot.com/forums/f63/lindsay-lohan-vs-simpson-sisters-27442.html?highlight=Lindsay+Jessica


but these things change on a dime, and it wasn't like Britney and Christina were the best of friends either

 

[Heroin_Chic]

Let's pray for ball gags and a particularly stern master.

Let`s pray the ball gags stay in the mouth`s of all three of them - FOR GOOD!

 

[Mr. Fabulous]

This can't be true... it just can't.

Why would Madonna do that? It sooooo over and done with. Why would you try to hash the last one?

 

[funkalicious]

I wouldn't even mention Madonna, Lindsay and Jessica in the same sentence. This is gonna be weird.

 

[mellowdrama]

Have you ever worked in a busy restaurant for so long that you can predict when a glass is going to break within 2 minutes of it happening? That's how I'm feeling about all sundry pop princesses and their storebought religions these days, like someone in the kitchen will be dropping a glass soon. Ya'll stay safe out there in lalaland, I get the fear the little godz are wanting some genuine sacrifice, and I pray it isn't my prole ***. That's why they're famous and we're not. We pile on the collective hoo-ha, they suck it up. They're perky pat, we go to work. It's healthy, I give it respec', Scientologists & Kabbalists included.

I'm still not buying a television, though.

 

[#umero]

Transvestitism.

 

[jadedomega]

Last I heard, it will be a bondage act for Madonna's Confession tour.

 

[happycanadian]

i would really have to guess that this is simply NOT true.

say what you want about Madonna, but she rarely repeats herself. this would be like repeating yourself, only dropping down a couple levels. can't see this happening at all.

 

[VainJane]

Madonna's whole bondage thing is so old. She tries so hard to 'shock' people that we're not surprised by anything, anymore.

With that said, I liked Madonna's disco-themed videos; they seemed more creative than this leather whip crap.

 

[mellowdrama]

We're barely titillated because we've seen it before; however, there's a whole new crop of youngsters to open up to the world of BDSM. And if you've ever been to the Folsom Street Fair, everybody is happy with the youngsters, God bless 'em. They've got so many fresh, uncorrupted nerve endings. Imagine what Madonna has to do to get her kicks these days.

 

[Diorling]

Dear god no.

I just got back from seeing Madonna's show, OMG, it was INSANE, I wouldn't mind her lifting one of those performances for the MTV awards. The only reason I watch the MTV awards is because of Madonna...I havent seen them in a few years...Always so boring.

Maybe she'll perform Future Lovers and mount Lindsay instead of a male dancer? She had a bondage feel but it was equestrian mainly paired with saddles and harnesses and riding crops, for that "obey everything I say" look...

 

[mellowdrama]

^Pony play! Why am I not surprised? More importantly, why am I not aroused? From the above site:

[FONT=arial, Arial, Helvetica] That's not to say a pony is a mindless, obedient slave. Ponies, both four- and two-legged, have minds of their own. Do something to startle or anger the pony, and you may be dodging a kick.

Or you might break your arm. That'd be a sucking reminder of Gravity vs. Sephiroth. My pony name is "Grace", but you can call me "Hannah".



[/FONT]

 

[mellowdrama]

Okay, I've given it some thought, and no simple bondage scene or pony play will do. I want to see Madonna/Lindsay/Jessica tickle torture. No dancing, no music, no dizzying props and lighting effects, just all three of them in footie pajamas (perhaps Lindsay gets Wonder Woman Underoos). Then a masterful hand appears (I suppose Madonna, since I can't picture her being ticklish) with pair of scissors, cuts off the footies in the pajamas, then shoestrings! feathers! bits of silky fringe! The most contrived, false faces of femaledom contorted in genuine laughter! No stage makeup--we want to see them turn pink, then red, then purple, then blue!

I would buy a television for that, especially if it were a whole network devoted to celebrity tickle torture. Like, instead of "Punk'd" or whatever, it could be "Tickl'd".

 

[Diorling]

I have a sneaking suspicion that she won't do bondage for her performance. It's so done, she'll probably do that 70's leotard thing or Saturday Night Fever look she did on tour...

Maybe she'll crucify herself like on the tour

 

[dannyboy0828]

on the confessions tour, madonna did a remade version of erotica, which is rumored to be released as a single. for what, im not sure. a bonus track for a "platnium edition" of confessions (ala Mariah)? possibly. there's also rumor of a remix disc containing the studio versions of all the songs from her tour (a few of the studio versions already leaked onto the net, including the reworked erotica), so it might be for that.

whatever it is for, if this jessica-lindsay-madonna rumor proves to be true whatsoever, the erotica redo might be the song theyd perform - it would go somewhat with the bondage thing, even tho the new version is more dance, less sex. im kind of curious to see what happens, but for madonna's sake i hope she doesnt rehash 2003. id love to see her preform, just by herself preferably