Pretty damn hilarious

ahahaha ladies, we have some type of a journalist/stalker lurking around
Bags not: A healthy obsession?
The life cycle of a statement bag
February 7, 2005: Marc Jacobs' Fall ready-to-wear collection includes the "Stam" bag, named for Canadian model Jessica Stam.
September 8, 2005: TheFashionSpot.com, an invitation-only online fashion forum, notes that "celeb bag freak" Lindsay Lohan has a Stam bag in "petrol". Eluxury.com lists it as the latest "It" bag. Online pundits consider it too heavy, too faddish, the leather too rough, and muse about how long they will need to wait for it to go on sale.
September 9, 2005: "Youngprof" on TheFashionSpot.com reports she has one and "you could definitely carry your stuff for all day in there". Harvey Nichols assistant tells shopper Stam will be "bigger than the Paddington", is frostily rebuffed.
September 13 2005: TheFashionSpot.com members now "in love with" the Stam, declare it not heavy. Lohan wears hers multiple times, Mary J Blige also seen with one. September Vogue features Karen Elson holding a Stam with a kitten in it.
Late September 2005: Petrol Stam proving elusive.September 29, 2005: Eluxury.com and Barneys.com sold out of Stams. Tearful emoticons online. Unsubstantiated reports of Kate Moss carrying a black Stam in Harper's Bazaar.
October 3, 2005: Further colours released.
October 5, 2005: Neimanmarcus.com sold out. Neiman Marcus Honolulu sends last Stam to the mainland.
October 14, 2005: Nicky Hilton carrying Stam. First signs of trouble.
October 16, 2005: First convincing fake found on internet.
October 18, 2005: Mention of problems with clasp.
November 2005: Mention of stitching unravelling.
December 2005: TheFashionSpot.com member removes photographs of herself with Stam.
June 2006: Blogger on Stylebubble.com comments, "I would be embarrassed having that bag, what a total fashion-victim bag." The New York Times runs a composite picture of women all over Manhattan carrying Stams.
November 2006: Jennifer Lopez arrives in Rome for TomKat wedding with grey Stam.
January 2007: Baglady.com declares itself "all Stammed out".
March 2007: Marc Jacobs enters rehab clinic in Arizona. April 2007: Marc Jacobs Spring 2007 collection has about 15 versions of quilted bags with brass chain straps. Purseblog.com says, "Marc Jacobs should continue riding the Stam wave." Rose Hoare
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sundaystartimes/4054985a19799.html