'New' terms
:
Hasbian : A lesbian who has chosen a heterosexual lifestyle.
Chaser : Slang term for a gay man that's attracted to larger men.
*** Stag : Definition: A straight man drawn to the company of gay men.
Manscaping : The act of grooming, shaving or trimming hair on the male body. Derived from the word landscaping.
Examples: Mark has more hair on his back than on his head. He needs some serious manscaping.
Nanosexual : Nanos express a thoroughly modern obsession with tiny technology. They're the first to cradle PDAs, Elf cameras and videoconferencing cell phones in their childlike hands. The nanosexual will scintillate you with smutty haikus about chip size and the city's wireless hot spots. May have a thing for Japanese girls.
Macrosexual : Doppelgänger to the nanosexual, the Escalade-driving, Starbucks venti mocha-drinking, McDonald's-supersizing macrosexual takes "size matters" to its greasy, throbbing hilt. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing, from golf-course-sized front lawns to spending sprees at the Sharper Image. Likely to be recreational Viagra user.
And now the opposite of
Sean & Alejandro
Neverosexual : Here's the definition: nev·er·o·sex·u·al n. a person who never has sex, generally in spite of his or her best efforts.
Of or relating to a person who just can't get laid. Usage: People used to think he was gay. But in reality he's just neverosexual.
I think this calls for a dictionary thread ?
