Nelly Furtado vs. Fergie

[Salvatore]

I mistyped that, I understood what you said, but it's still wrong. I'm assuming you know about the SL Civil War?

Wrong assumption, but please enlighten me as ignorance for me is never good. I find my comment quite harmless.

 

[xmodel citizen]

^ Oh, sorry then, but your reference was like, eerie!

M.I.A.'s father was one of the founders of a student group connected to the Liberation Tigers of Tamil (or Tamil Tigers), who are classified by many nations, including the US, Britain, Canada, Australia and the EU as a terrorist organization. Her native land of Sri Lanka has been involved in a Civil War for 24 years now. You can find more info here, here, here and here. Sorry if that violated the "no politics" rule, I just wanted to give Salvatore more info.

Sorry about that, but one of my dear friends is Sinhalese, so I don't like the implication that being a "Tiger" is cool. I still adore M.I.A. though!

 

[Salvatore]

Oh my! I am glad to know this now!
Thank you xmodel

 

[xxilovepinkxx]

fergie gets me so so angry, she seriously gets me pissed. i would pick nelly over her anyday. i seriously think that fergie needs to grow up and stop ATTEMPTING to sing!!!

 

[mellowdrama]

Gosh, after society collapses, I sure hope I don't have to spend any time shucking corn with those two in my Argentinian bunker. Division of labor is bad enough when you've got to carry potable water, spare me the ho boasting/dissing. I don't care how promiscuous you are: we'd be repopulating the earth, after all. Shut up and get shucking.

I think VainJane and I worked it all out: Herself, Casey Kasem, Ally Sheedy, Gary Sinise, Marv Albert, Paul McCartney, and myself will be repopulating the earth when things go all kerplooey. We're in desperate need of a blonde and selected people of color; Mary J. Blige could suffice for both.

As for rough-talking, terrifically young, council-estate bred English girls turned pop stars, faux or genuine, Sinhalese or Anglo-Saxon--we'll need them, too. Mary J. will knock the sass right out of them.

We'll need more breeder hens, so Fergie and Nelly will do, but they gotta promise to fight nice, like my mother always taught me. None of this overly literal Biggie/Tupac business. "Sticks and stones" will get messy when you really only have sticks and stones. One more mess I'll not be cleaning up.

We'll likely only have pointed sticks after awhile, having wasted our stones driving back the unworthy from the compound gates. I see their heads on pikes now: the b-listers, the hangers-on, the reality TV stars--and yes, Paris--their talking heads all finally silenced.

Except for Marv and Casey. Those two are nasty. Big Grand Poobah helmets for the both of them. Sorry, Paul.

 

[VainJane]

Gosh, after society collapses, I sure hope I don't have to spend any time shucking corn with those two in my Argentinian bunker. Division of labor is bad enough when you've got to carry potable water, spare me the ho boasting/dissing. I don't care how promiscuous you are: we'd be repopulating the earth, after all. Shut up and get shucking.

I think VainJane and I worked it all out: Herself, Casey Kasem, Ally Sheedy, Gary Sinise, Marv Albert, Paul McCartney, and myself will be repopulating the earth when things go all kerplooey. We're in desperate need of a blonde and selected people of color; Mary J. Blige could suffice for both.

As for rough-talking, terrifically young, council-estate bred English girls turned pop stars, faux or genuine, Sinhalese or Anglo-Saxon--we'll need them, too. Mary J. will knock the sass right out of them.

We'll need more breeder hens, so Fergie and Nelly will do, but they gotta promise to fight nice, like my mother always taught me. None of this overly literal Biggie/Tupac business. "Sticks and stones" will get messy when you really only have sticks and stones. One more mess I'll not be cleaning up.

We'll likely only have pointed sticks after awhile, having wasted our stones driving back the unworthy from the compound gates. I see their heads on pikes now: the b-listers, the hangers-on, the reality TV stars--and yes, Paris--their talking heads all finally silenced.

Except for Marv and Casey. Those two are nasty. Big Grand Poobah helmets for the both of them. Sorry, Paul.

That made my day

 

[mellowdrama]

I'm always thinking of others--who'll go for a "Which celebrities (living not dead) would you choose to repopulate the earth with, and where is your bunker?" thread? Complete with clans and moieties?

 

[kissmesweet]

This is so childish. But I'm on Nelly's side anyway.

 

[tifa]

has perez hilton found out and defaced pictures with 'TEAM NELLY LOLZ' yet? he is a cretin.

 

[pealike]

I am behind Nelly! Ferigie? I wonder why people even listen to her songs, those songs are completely nonsense.

 

[kissmesweet]

^^ I know. Whenever I hear Fergalicious or London Bridge, I literally wanna scream.

 

[novella]

^ I agree... the truly sad part is that those songs are hits!