Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal: New Couple Alert?!

not 2 weeks is 2 playground dates, one date with maggie and ramona and one date to see her bridesmaid peach gowns for her wed with jake...:lol:
 
Us Magazine is so full of **** though. I'm not buying that 'he was uncomfortable with her age and the publicity' stuff. This relationship had fake written all over it. From their well-timed first outing to their staged photo ops in Us Weekly. GyllenSwift weren't as overt as Taylor Squared... but still obviously fake.

Glad this nonsense is over!

But I'm sure this won't be the last fauxmance either is involved in.
 
now i'm interested in why was Maggie so eagerly taking Ramona out for a photoshoot for a relationship that lasted for 2 weeks?
 
^I'd like to hear the story behind that too. Those photos (of Taylor, Maggie and Ramona) were the only thing that made me think Jake and Taylor were the real deal. Maggie doesn't seem like the type to use her child for PR. But what do we know, huh?
 
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those pics were the main thing that made me think it's all PR.
 
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those pics were the main thing that made me think it's all PR.

Really? The ones of just Jake and Taylor were so obviously staged... and I guess you could say the same about the ones of Taylor holding Ramona's hand and such. I just couldn't understand why Maggie would use her daughter, you know? It would be one thing if it was just Taylor and Maggie.... I guess it could be argued Maggie used Ramona to make Taylor and Jake seem more real. If that's the case, shame on Maggie! :angry:
 
Really? The ones of just Jake and Taylor were so obviously staged... and I guess you could say the same about the ones of Taylor holding Ramona's hand and such. I just couldn't understand why Maggie would use her daughter, you know? It would be one thing if it was just Taylor and Maggie.... I guess it could be argued Maggie used Ramona to make Taylor and Jake seem more real. If that's the case, shame on Maggie! :angry:
Maggie* never till Taylor got into picture did any "photoshoots" with her kid next to her and i mean NEVER (they're really fierce about hiding the kid), so that got me all weirded out from the start (not to mention those hand holding pics of Jake and Taylor). now i'm totally convinced they're hiding something...

anyhow, as it's going along, seems this thread has more pages than the days in total Jake and Taylor spent in their relationship..:rolleyes::lol:

*and i'm a huge fan of hers.
 
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As The Lyrics About Lattes & Apples Pour Out Of Taylor Swift's Heart

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Damn, Jakey Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift must've had one of those short-term leases, because People reports that the love affair that launched a million steam wands into oceans of milk IS OVER!!!!! You know there's something wrong in the air when even arranged fake love affairs end up slipping into the storm drain of infinite loneliness. Fun fact: That is an actual lyric from the song Taylor Swift is writing right now on her lemon-scented notebook in the living club house Jake made for her using sofa cushions and lace tablecloths.

A source didn't give a reason for why the Dick and Jane of our time broke up, but they did say it ended last month. Their reps had nothing to say about this mess.

But I doubt they've seen the last of each other. They will make strawberry tarts in the shape of hearts together soon. It will probably be in rehab where they'll both be getting treatment for the fuc*ing caffeine addiction they developed while carrying on with their charade of a relationship. Seriously, coffee stock is totally in the shi* hole now.

UPDATE: UsWeekly has it on good authority that these two Care Bearlings broke up, because Jake hated the spotlight on their relationship and now Taylor is crying into her purple ruffled pillow sham. Cut to the source: "He said he wasn't feeling it anymore and was uncomfortable with all the attention they got. He also said he could feel the age difference. Taylor is really upset. We told her not to move so fast with this but she didn't listen." The song is writing itself.
Dlisted
 
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Who would have thought they would split. They had so much in common.:lol:
 
Can't wait to hear the song he inspires...
I can hear it now, "last Thanksgiving I gave you my heart...we went for latte's, you met my mother, I fell, fell into your eyes....then it was over as quickly as it begin. Love, love is soooo confusing!":yuk:
 
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Let's say he's not gay and they slept together already -- I can see why she would be inconsolable. I mean he pursued her and then BAM...over. That's harsh for anyone, especially a young girl.
 
Let's say he's not gay and they slept together already -- I can see why she would be inconsolable. I mean he pursued her and then BAM...over. That's harsh for anyone, especially a young girl.

Yeah I feel bad for her cause I think she really liked him, but LaineyGossip.. had a interesting take on this also. She said it was like the movie "Pretty In Pink" ...I agree Jake give into the people saying the wasn't goodness for him..I bet she is hurt.I don't for her it was a PR stunt..I don't know about Jake

Jakey cuts and runs
Both People and Us Weekly reported late yesterday that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are over, that it ended before Christmas. In other words, he pulled a cut and run. Which makes it worse than a publicity stunt.

Jakey cut and ran because he was put off by the attention, by how quickly we/they encroached, by how much heat his hookup with Swifty suddenly attracted. So. He bailed. Because he was embarrassed. Because he has no balls. Because he’s totally Blaine from Pretty in Pink (second reference of the day, huzzah!) and all the gossips in the world represent James Spader and that, my friends, will be the title of Taylor Swift’s song for
(http://www.laineygossip.com)
 
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Maybe...... they were just friends? :shock:
 
GBFF's?? like jakey went shopping and talked about boys and stuff? losing a GBFF is worse than a BF....they're hard to find!
 
I'm seeing Jakey in co-starring role in the next in series, sure hit Mission Impossible 5.
 

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