The Valley Is Hip

[Spacemiu]

style.com on the san fernando valley

hmm Im from the valley , its LA its not that diffrent form the rest of LA, wich is full of shops

 

[lilac_wine]

Frank Zappa - Valley Girl

Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine . . . fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl in a clothing store
Okay, fine . . . fer sure, fer sure
She's a . . .

Like, OH MY GOD! (Valley Girl)
Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl)
Encino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl)
There's like the Galleria (Valley Girl)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
It's like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like
Super-super nice . . .
It's like so BITCHEN, like . . .

On Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head 'n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there

Anyway, he goes are you into S and M?
I go, oh RIGHT . . .
Could you like just picture me in like a LEATHER TEDDY
Yeah right, HURT ME, HURT ME . . .
I'm sure! NO WAY!
He was like freaking me out . . .
He called me a BEASTIE . . .
That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED
He goes like BAG YOUR FACE! I'm sure!

Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine . . . fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl so sweet 'n pure
Okay, fine . . . fer sure, fer sure
She's a . . .

It's really sad (Valley Girl)
Like my English teacher, he's like . . . (Valley Girl)
He's like Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl)
We're talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl)
I am SO SURE, he's like so GROSS
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
It's like totally disgusting, I'm like so sure
It's like BARF ME OUT . . . gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this like salon place, y'know
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails
Are like so GRODY, it was like really embarrassing
She's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS
I'm like sure . . .
She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, y'know . . .
I was like really embarrassed . . .

Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl, she's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine, fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl and there is no cure
Okay, fine, fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl and there is no cure

Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)
She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)
CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)
I am sure, that's like GROSS (Valley Girl)
BARF OUT! (Valley Girl)
OH MY GOD (Valley Girl)

Hi! Uh-huh . . . (Valley Girl)
My name? My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)
Uh-huh, that's right, Ondrya (Valley Girl)
Uh-huh . . . I know (Valley Girl)
It's like . . . I do not talk funny . . .
I'm sure (Valley Girl)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl)
I am a VAL, I know (Valley Girl)
But I live in like in a really good part of Encino so it's okay (Valley Girl)
Huh-ah . . . (Valley Girl)
So like, I don't know (Valley Girl)
I'm like freaking out totally (Valley Girl)
Oh my God! (Valley Girl)

Hi -- I have to go to the orthodontist (Valley Girl)
I'm getting my braces off, y'know (Valley Girl)
But I have to wear a retainer
That's going to be really like a total bummer
I'm freaking out, I'm SURE
Like those things that like stick in your mouth
They're so gross . . . you like get saliva all over them
But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know
So you can see my smile it'll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth are like too small
But NO BIGGIE . . . It's so AWESOME
It's like TUBULAR, y'know
Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything
It's just like, I don't know
You know me, I'm like into like the clean stuff
Like PAC-MAN and like, I don't know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
It's like so GROSS . . .
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
And it's like, it's like somebody else's food, y'know
It's like GRODY . . . GRODY TO THE MAX
I'm sure, it's like really nauseating
Like BARF OUT! GAG ME WITH A SPOON! GROSS!
I am SURE
TOTALLY . . .

 

[Astrid21]

My bf thinks that's hilarious.

 

[LLaura]

LOL

People have told me I sound like a valley girl

But my sisters best friend totally does!! I may sound like one a little but she will drive you nuts!

It's cute california talk to me. I love being a valley girl

 

[Spacemiu]

Ok i whent to soem of theas stores this weekend, tehya re nto half bad, but wierd people who work in the stores, ok but there are always wierd people who work in stores in L.A.

 

[MissFire]

Valley Girl (the movie) was on last night

 

[CaptainJackSparrow]

like, oh my gosh.

 

[Acid]

Originally posted by CaptainJackSparrow@Oct 1st, 2003 - 5:04 pm
like, oh my gosh.

go girlfriend!

 

[retailtherapy]

Hey! I was raised and lived in the San Fernando Valley! I totally love that link! You can take a valley girl out of the valley but not the other way around, IMO.

I went to Oxnard St. School, Sun Valley Jr. High and N.H.H.S.

I often wonder what happened to some of the kids from back then. Classmates.com is pretty helpful. Never went to any of the reunions, though.

I'll check that site out and see what's new and stuff. Keep posting stuff about the valley. It's my alternate universe right now.

 

[Alejandro]

 

[fashionbug]

People's perceptions of the Valley and what Valley people talk like is so . It's actually not like that at all, overly exaggerated in my opinion. Everyone who lives in the LA area knows. The shopping in the valley is not bad, "Ventura Blvd". Other than that I see no other reason to visit the Valley.

 

[skinny_boho]

Wow, I thought The valley was hip in, like, the 80's...

 

[litchickuk]

I always thought 'the valley' was uncool?

 

[Tushka_BeLLa]

I live in south Africa .... wtf is the Valley?

 

[skinny_boho]

Isn't from that all the p*rn scene from the 70's?