^ can't stand them either.. the black leather ones, but especially the 'effortlessly'
classy camel ones:
Add to that the fashion victim baseball cap with a logo (Marant, Celine).. oh my god, just.. burn in hell.
That takes me to the 'clean look': it's been 5 years already, MOVE ON! it's beyond me why someone would look in the mirror and be like
'umm.. now I'm going to grab my hair with a claw clip and wear my gold, thick hoop earrings'.
Great. You might as well add the 2016 choker...
And finally, the influencer 'old money' aesthetic
.. you have someone who's literally ORANGE, with some cheaply dyed, extra blonde hair, PALE PINK lipstick (!!!), contouring, lip fillers (in the worst cases), and a bunch of logos (I don't care if it's Chanel: still a logo). That's not old money, that's
GOP money: Fox News anchor, housewife of some Florida congressman/lobbyist, etc.
*eta: wait I can't believe I forgot this now that I made all the effort lol: this freaking vest! nothing screams 'slave for trends' than the sweater vest whose evidence of ever wearing you'll want to burn in like 2 years:
[urbanoutfitters]
That whole look (again, 'the clean look', the white bottoms) just.. be gone. Get some personality.