VICTORIA'S HAD IT WITH THE WAG LIFE, MOOD NOW MATCHES HER EXPRESSION
According to a blabby 'source' and tabloids who can't find a decent story,
Victoria hates the WAG label ('sup,
Jamelia) and has been working herself into a bout of depression because she can't find decent TV gigs.
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"She’s getting offered the same TV work as Paris Hilton when she wants to be on a level with her pal Kate Beckinsale - but she just isn’t an actress."</B>
Have you seen yourself in Spice World,
Victoria? You suck. You'll have to work your way up slowly and skankily just like all the others did. Or you can get a reality show and utter nonsense about chicken of the sea
actually being chicken - that works as well.
(
FYI: Did we mention that
VB is lined up to
hoochie it up with the
Pussycat Dolls in Vegas? So much for not wanting to be lined up with
Hilton.)
As for the not wanting be labelled a WAG thing - we thought you
were going for the co-branding 'we're like one person!' thing. Aren't you and Becks like a two-fer? Slapping photos of you and your footballer cash-cow on every magazine cover may or may not have helped put that image in our heads. And do you think it'd be too late to drop the 'D' bit from 'DVB'?
Another catty 'pal':
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"She’s caught in a relentless, endless loop to try and be this perfect woman. It’s destructive and it doesn’t make her any happier."</B>
Well, her pout does seem to be getting poutier. Sort of.
thisisextratime
And speaking of LV millionaires, VB does own a pair:
@ the article ...
