What a pile of rubbish this cover is. I can't believe it.. on the Vogue.com.au website too they have some video of the editor handing Kristy her first copy of the magazine at the Sportscraft launch, like she's some famous model, it's ridiculous! They call her 'supermodel', but I don't think she's even ever walked overseas in the major shows.
Even more hypocritical is that the issue is an "Aussie" issue (oy,oy,oy). WTF has Kristy done for Australia lately? She's done nothing in the past five years, hasn't promoted Australia, hasn't done a thing to even promote herself so far as we can see. So she's moved back here, graced our shores with her presence once more? Whoop-de-bloody-doo!!! Big deal - we hadn't even noticed she was gone.
Even more astounding is having to flip past the ad for one of the two Chanel contracts Alyssa Sutherland scored this year to get to Kristy's half-***ed editorial and 'feature'. Alyssa has had a leading role in an independant film which premiered at Toronto last year, a bit part in Devil Wears Prada and has a role in an upcoming feature film. Also the Flake girl, known everywhere as "that Aussie redhead" - she has the Southern Cross tattooed upon her left wrist - there's somebody out there getting good work and making the world pay attention to Australians.
Miranda Kerr has been a Victoria's Secret girl for I think knocking on 2 years now, an absolute stunner. Nicole Trunfio is also doing well overseas, as is Elyse Taylor and of course Gemma and Catherine, who of course was the ideal choice for the Christmas cover. Catherine's rise to fame this year has been nothing short of meteoric, and the absolute opposite vector to Kristy's slide into obscurity she took 5 years ago.
I just think it's very,
very strange that Kristy has been an absolute nothing for years (and wasn't much of anything to start with, let's face it), lives overseas, and then in a matter of minutes after cracking onto some bazillionaire she's whisked back to Australia to do a couple of dodgy airbrushed b&w editorials and then she and her nose are on the December (no less!) cover of Vogue. I mean,
come ON!!! Get real.
It's clear Vogue Australia are the poor cousins of the international Vogue mags, and are always picking up others' handmedowns.. 2nd hand covers, 2nd hand eds. Must have been nice to not have had to
buy their cover model for a change...