W April 2006 : Jessica Simpson by Michael Thompson

[#umero]

hmmmm, I wonder what the story will be about?

how nick was "holding her career back"

such a joke!

Or maybe, it'll be about her starring in a new film project, and how looking back on it Dukes of Hazzard was just a joke that she did for fun because that was the image her publicists wanted to push for her and not her idea at all, and how she's ready to find a role she can "really sink her teeth into" now that her divorce has opened her eyes, helped her grow more mature, and made her see life in a whole new perspective...


I'll be looking forward...

 

[Spike413]

Ugh. That's all I've got to say.

I share this sentiment.

 

[NOE]

Or maybe, it'll be about her starring in a new film project, and how looking back on it Dukes of Hazzard was just a joke that she did for fun because that was the image her publicists wanted to push for her and not her idea at all, and how she's ready to find a role she can "really sink her teeth into" now that her divorce has opened her eyes, helped her grow more mature, and made her see life in a whole new perspective...


I'll be looking forward...

Oh, you should write for her!

 

[fashionista-ta]

yeah, but im sure its been shot already, and she basically told it straight to us weekly thta she had the cover

Yeah but she finds Chicken of the Sea soooo confusing, so maybe she's confused about this too ... we can hope ...

 

[brokenenglish]

Or maybe, it'll be about her starring in a new film project, and how looking back on it Dukes of Hazzard was just a joke that she did for fun because that was the image her publicists wanted to push for her and not her idea at all, and how she's ready to find a role she can "really sink her teeth into" now that her divorce has opened her eyes, helped her grow more mature, and made her see life in a whole new perspective...


I'll be looking forward...

That's good.
But could Jessica remember all that?

 

[#umero]

That's good.
But could Jessica remember all that?

(Should I make notecards?)

 

[fouroclock]

I know its a bit early, but i just read in US weekly that Jessica Simpson is the covergirl.

just thought id share the bad news

I'll live, because

- It's not (whispers so that W won't get this idea) Britney, and
- her Elle editorial wasn't that bad at all.

 

[liberty33r1b]

well, but after her on the cover, one's really gotta wonder who's next......? paris hilton? britney? pink?............

 

[Jennika]

well, but after her on the cover, one's really gotta wonder who's next......? paris hilton? britney? pink?............

actually Britney already had a W cover a few years back, right after the split with Justin

 

[masquerade]

ugh, the current issue of us weekly mentioned it again. so much for any hope

 

[Erin]

actually Britney already had a W cover a few years back, right after the split with Justin

I remember that. And I actually remember liking the cover.

Pink would be the ultimate worst, in my opinion...

 

[nextnewface]

Oh yuck
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[Hard Core Dior]

What will be the article about?
HOW I FOUND OUT TUNA ISN'T CHICKEN.

HDOASHJDFDFSJ. They're decaying.

 

[polka_dot]

^ But they're still (sadly) doing better than US Vogue. At least once you get past the half-wit Simpson on the cover.

 

[Hard Core Dior]

^ But they're still (sadly) doing better than US Vogue. At least once you get past the half-wit Simpson on the cover.

Ugh, don't even remind me about how bad Vogue is.

I wrote them an email asking why only actresses were used on the cover and I got a reply from some editor saying it was because they sold more. Sellouts.

 

[kimair]

considering that w has had britney, mary kate olsen and lindsay lohan on the cover in the past, having jessica on there does not surprise me...

 

[polka_dot]

Definitely sellouts. If they had decent content, they might not need celebs on the cover.

W has improved in editorial content so far this year though.

 

[SoonToBe]

Jessica? Eww yuck

 

[indie]

Wow, this really leaves me speechless.

But hey, atleast she isn't on the US vogue cover. Yet.

 

[draggingmyfoots]

Brace Yourself: W

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/02/jessdoesw.jpg

sorry