Worst song/lyrics you've ever heard

[L0VE]

I usually end up trying to hear the lyrics vs. the song and have realized that some lyrics are just horrible and make so sense. And so are some songs =).

What are the worst songs you've heard/lyrics?

my whips push but no car keys man
pop the top like a sardine can

shawty is a killa
but i really want him
and i gotta have him tonight

Dem birthday cakes, they stole the show

 

[MulletProof]

whiny nu-metal lyricism has a special place in my heart..

I know my mother loves me
But does my father even care
If I'm sad or angry
You were never ever there
When I needed you
I hope you regret what you did
I think I know the truth
Your father did the same to you
Did the same to you

I'm crying day and night now
What is wrong with me
I cannot fight now
I feel like a weak link
Crying day and night now
What is wrong with me
I cannot fight now
I feel like a weak link

Push it back inside
Push it back,
A weak link
Push it back inside
Push it back inside...

Broken home
All alone

It feels bad to be alone
Crying by yourself, living in a broken home
How could I tell it so all y'all could feel it
Depression strikes hard just like my old earth would tell it
To me, her son, she told me I'm the one
Pain bottled up about to blow like a gun
Stories that I tell are nonfiction
And you can't take it back cause it's already done

BROKEN HOME
BROKEN HOME

Can't seem to fight these feelings
Caught in the middle of this
My wounds are not healing
Stuck in between my parents

 

[Diamond Star]

^ bless them, the lyrics are usually prompted by the songwriter's hamster dying when he was 14 or something

There's so many choices but I guess Sandi Thom's I wish I was a Punk Rocker, is high up there for me:

Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
In '77 and '69 revolution was in the air
I was born too late to a world that doesn’t care
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
When the head of state didn’t play guitar
Not everybody drove a car
When music really mattered and when radio was king
When accountants didn’t have control
And the media couldn’t buy your soul
And computers were still scary and we didn’t know everything
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
In '77 and '69 revolution was in the air
I was born too late to a world that doesn’t care
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
When popstars still remained a myth
And ignorance could still be bliss
And when God Save the Queen she turned a whiter shade of pale
When my mom and dad were in their teens
And anarchy was still a dream
And the only way to stay in touch was a letter in the mail
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
In '77 and '69 revolution was in the air
I was born too late to a world that doesn’t care
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
When record shops were still on top
And vinyl was all that they stocked
And the super info highway was still drifting out in space
Kids were wearing hand me downs
And playing games meant kick arounds
And footballers still had long hair and dirt across their face
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
In '77 and '69 revolution was in the air
I was born too late to a world that doesn’t care
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
I was born too late to a world that doesn’t care
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

It's just sooo soulless

 

[kismine]

"my best friend leslie's like she's just bein' miley"
-see you again

 

[MulletProof]

^^ priceless

 

[GasolineRainbow]

Ugh. There are so many bad lyricists.
In terms of really cheesy and trashy lyrics, I think N.E.R.D/Pharrell Williams is up there.

"Your *** is a spaceship I want to ride."

In terms of incredible depth and insight into the complexities of humankind, Avril Lavigne gets top marks.

"He was a punk. And she did ballet. What more can I say?"

 

[kismine]

^ohh avril lavigne...

 

[1FashionVictim]

"WE'VE ONLY GOT, 4 MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD!"

Need I say more, I honestly thought Madge & JT could do better but I stand corrected. I suppose they didn't write the song though.

 

[nextnewface]

"my best friend leslie's like she's just bein' miley"
-see you again

I thought it was "My best friend Leslie said/ 'Oh she's just bein' Miley!' " ?

 

[knightley]

Anything ever sung by Soulja Boy.

 

[kismine]

good correction, nextnewface! those lyrics are much better now
i smell a grammy for best songwriting...hah

 

[nextnewface]

Oh definitely! That song is epic B)

 

[carmen_kass]

"I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket" - What was Fergie Ferg thinking.

While we're on her what the hell does "My london Bridge go down" mean? Also what is "Floussy Floussy"?

 

[kahlilg]

i swear to god i just want to give everyone in this thread karma. y'all are cracking me up.

 

[knightley]

I believe her London bridge is her burberry shorty shorts. I hope she keeps them on.

 

[carmen_kass]

Well I found out what Floussy Floussy is, courtesy of the Urban Dictionary:

1.floussy Fergalicious Definition:

Excellent Oral Hygiene as dictated by Fergie in her latest jam: "Glamorous"
first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' my life
In the fast lane
And I won't change
By the Glamorous, oh the floussy floussy

 

[carmen_kass]

On a separate note does anyone ever get Lyrics spectacularly wrong?

I thought 50 Cent was saying "Hey Charlotte it's your birthday", instead of "Hey Shorty".

Also I thought the that Girl's Aloud song "Love Machine" went:
"I'm just a love machine feeding my family" instead of "fantasy", so to me it was a song about prostituition.

 

[knightley]

Girl you know I like it when you climb on top
Love muscles feel tighter than a headlock

I kind of threw up when I heard this.

And of course, I cannot forget this gem..

That Burger King dun got your as* fat fat
McDonald's dun got your as* fat fat
That Dominos dun got your as* fat fat
Yeah, It's nothin' but a little baby phat phat

Now Kimora we don't pay for advertising like THAT!

 

[carmen_kass]

Robbie Williams also keeps me young.
I love this little ditty, I played 2046 according to my Ipod.

Ok then back to baseheads dance like you just won at the special Olympics
I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship, so sick I just had to take it
The R.U.D.E.B.O.X. up yer jacksy, split yer kecks sing a song of semtex, pocket full of durex body full of mandrex
Are we gonna have sex (yes) will you wear your knee socks (ohh) back to the rudebox

Got this double fantasy where we just never stop,
I've got one design and that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind there's only one thing you will find
I got one design and that's to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

 

[Diamond Star]

Also I thought the that Girl's Aloud song "Love Machine" went:
"I'm just a love machine feeding my family" instead of "fantasy", so to me it was a song about prostituition.