Worst song/lyrics you've ever heard

[Candy_lux]

I’m only going higher, higher, I’m gonna take it higher, higher
No time for looking back, I dream and that’s a fact, I’m only going higher, higher, higher.

Higher, higher, higher, higher, higher, higher, higher, higher

I’m only going higher, higher, I’m gonna take it higher, higher
No time for looking back, I dream and that’s a fact, I’m only going higher, higher, higher.

I’m only going higher, higher, I’m gonna take it higher, higher
No time for looking back, I dream and that’s a fact, I’m only going higher, higher, higher.

Feel the wind on your face, we frolic or race, we can go at your pace, pace, the power lifted me so I set me free.

Am I dreaming?

THAT'S THE ENTIRE LYRICS TO HEIDI MONTAG'S "HIGHER"...
9 LINES, COME ON!!!!!

 

[Omnis]

The worst "song" I have ever heard is by a couple of Swedish girls called "Peaches" and translated from Swedish, the song is called "Pink helicopter" ..

It's just outragous.

You can listen for yourself here;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x3CCKaOlfU

 

[knightley]

Have you heard the lyrics to Toy Box - Best Friend?

He's my best friend, best of all best friends.
Do you have a best friend too ?
It tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy.
Hey, you sould get a best friend too !

The video is equally AWESOME!

 

[FashionCapital]

"I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket" - What was Fergie Ferg thinking.

While we're on her what the hell does "My london Bridge go down" mean? Also what is "Floussy Floussy"?

Ahahaha, thank you. The lack of number agreement in that line always gets me.

 

[kriszti.md]

A horrible hungarian duo Josh & Jutta sing the worst songs ever One of their lyrics is like this: 'my heart is frozen because en icy storm is inside me, maybe, in cold freezing ice in my heart maybe'

 

[cestmagique]

^Oh my god that's ridiculously bad!

This is the greatest thread ever.

 

[kriszti.md]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5CHHQj_blI
here is the video, just to let you see how stunning its style is

 

[yellowetpink]

The worst "song" I have ever heard is by a couple of Swedish girls called "Peaches" and translated from Swedish, the song is called "Pink helicopter" ..

It's just outragous.

You can listen for yourself here;

GOOD GOD!
How old are they?
12?
That's sick what's with the dancing?

 

[knightley]

It's official, the Hungarians and the Swedes make the best worst music.

And Brainstorm from Latvia.

 

[kriszti.md]

^I know, we rawk

 

[L0VE]

I just heard the worse song of the moment, I'm getting ready in my bathroom and here "She she lick me like a lollipop" (And yes it says she twice.) UHH it was so raunchy. And someone actually requested it!
"Lil Wayne"

And
"Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
Ya know I like to touch ya lovely lady lumps "

"She even wear her hurr down her back like mine"

 

[L0VE]

Oh yeah and

"I wanna make love in this club."

I hate when singers or people in general use the word "daddy" uhh I can't stand it lol.
"Well come here baby and let daddy show you what it feel like "

 

[kriszti.md]

God that Toy Box song is REALLY awful

 

[L0VE]

LMAO at some of these songs =).

 

[L0VE]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2OLwNVDZE_Y&feature=related

 

[Mr-Dale]

Fun thread (but Sandi Thom - Punkrocker is such a nice song, don't diss it )

So, I really like this song, but the lyrics...what the hell.

Janet Jackson - Feedback:

http://www.metrolyrics.com/feedback-lyrics-janet-jackson.html

Esp this:

Cause my swag is serious
Something heavy like a first day period

Ehh

 

[L0VE]

Like wow she looked them in the eyes .

"I find my paradise
when you look me in the eyes "

Jonas brothers

But I mean it's better than some songs where the lyrics are like "She looked me in the crotch, etc".

 

[L0VE]

MrDale, lol that lyric is hilarious.

 

[L0VE]

kriszti.md , I'm tearing up LOL.

I have seen everything now,
Omnis , LMAO I'm about to fall of my chair.

 

[L0VE]

Anything ever sung by Soulja Boy.

YES, I agree. I finally found out what "supaman that h#%" means .