Worst song/lyrics you've ever heard

[L0VE]

How could I forget this:
R. Kelly trapped in the closet (lol there's like 12 chapers of this!).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCXlCkY4Y5g

 

[L0VE]

"7 o'clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wake me
I'm stretching and yawning in a bed that don’t belong to me
Then a voice yells “good morning darling” from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she isn’t you
Now I've got this dumb look on my face like “what have I done”?
How could I be so stupid to have been laid in to the morning sun
Must have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind?
From the club went to her home, didn’t plan to stay that long
Here I am quickly trying to put on my clothes"

R. Kelly

And the lyric about someone taking a "doodoo"

 

[notmanons]

this thread is so funny!

heres one i dont get:

'elektronik zooperzonik'

 

[L0VE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyvzfgxY0kc

OMG THIS IS TOO FUNNY.

"The midget says mr. the man that pay me to this would kill me if i tell
He points the gun in his face, the midget say ''god i think i just ****'ted on myself''
"

From the mind of R. Kelly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oDqNgjDsuE

 

[notmanons]

'this is why im hot, this is why im hot'.

 

[L0VE]

^ Good one. I can't stand that song and they over played it when it came out. My manager used to sing it all the time!

 

[L0VE]

I can't stand this one lyric of this song:
"I need you boo
I gotta see you boo"

That's as far as I heard it because I then turned the chanel =).

 

[notmanons]

^

please. youtube link?

 

[L0VE]

It's just funny how he says it, ugg I can't stand it lol.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f4e6TyD9-qY

The other videos aren't working for some reason, I think this one might though.

 

[notmanons]

^ oh my god.

'hot little stunna'

i stopped it afterwards lol.

 

[1FashionVictim]

"Do you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt, wanna do it in my butt, in my butt, wanna do it in my butt, lets do it in my butt"

That was not a request. These are infact some of the lyrics from Samwell's "What What (In my butt)". To be quite frank I don't think anyone will ever "do it" in his butt, maybe Suvi but even Suvi has standards.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

 

[L0VE]

And it's the #1 song here lol . (The boo song)

 

[L0VE]

LMAOOOO, oh my gosh. I don't even wanna know who thinks of this stuff, lol. UHH that's so rauchny!!! My chest hurts from laughing. And notice the innuendos in the beginning. That guy is freaking me out, imagine if someone said that to you in a .club, LMAO.

 

[notmanons]

omg i am dying.

 

[L0VE]

My sister always does this to me, she imitates the dudes voice LMAO.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA&feature=related

 

[L0VE]

Oh no they didn't! Kids and Samwell, LMAO!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ECvaQll0Vg0&feature=related

 

[L0VE]

OMG, I'll have to add in worse videos too. Thank you
1#FashionVictim, for introducing me to this singer, lol I'm crying right now.

This one takes the cake.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hmHBdvfaXx0&feature=related

 

[L0VE]

This song is so, nasty.

"Let's get N-A-S-T-Y
Get ready for a nasty time
All the nasty things we can do
I wanna bring out the freak in you
Let me bring out the freak in you
Classy lookin freak, nasty attitude
"

Lil Rob

 

[notmanons]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

these are so funny!

 

[L0VE]

"I'm in serious ****, I feel totally lost"
'All the things she said'
TATU

(My ex told me one of his girl friends drove into a ghetto blasting this song, lol.)