Worst song/lyrics you've ever heard

[FashionPower]

Ok now I REALLY like your signature. That song is so addictive.

KINDA!
*La Roux crush time*

 

[Squizree]

Yeah shes such a cutie.

Have u heard Chingy's Lyrics from his song Jackpot? Those are naaaaasty.

 

[kito09]

Basically... most hip hop rap songs. The lyrics are so vulgar, I can't stand it.

 

[xerq]

be amazed and offended:

***, t*tties, *** 'n t*tties
*** *** t*tties t*tties, *** 'n t*tties

(2x)
Big booty b*tches thats where it gets
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ***, t*tties, *** 'n t*tties
***, ***, t*tties, t*tties, *** 'n t*tties.

(4x)
***, ***, ***, ***

(2x)
If you a light-skinned b*tch that think you the ****,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause b*tch I'm rich.
I see broke-*** hoes, broke-*** hoes,
Broke-*** hoes, broke-*** hoes.

(4x)
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

(2x)
If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that ****
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

(4x)
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'

(2x)
Stankin *** b*tches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to ****
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

(4x)
Water, Water, Water, Water

 

[Squizree]

^ That is just revolting. The lyrics just made my stomach turn.

 

[kito09]

^ It's so disturbing... Who would actually write something like that?

 

[xerq]

^ It's so disturbing... Who would actually write something like that?

DJ Assault, the song is called A$$ n t*tties. disturbing,disgusting,stupid and hilarious.

 

[Karen0193]

I didnt found it so revoulting because I did not understood the thee *s but now, its so gross! The guy that wrote that is obvioulsy really classy

 

[xerq]

Great Song,Sh!tty Lyrics.

Nirvana-r*pe Me

r*pe me
r*pe me, my friend
r*pe me
r*pe me again

 

[Karen0193]

^that song is hysterical !

 

[dinahgrace]

ok so this song is really gross too, really just perverted... i couldnt believe it hen i heard the song on my sisters ipod...

Ying Yang Twins
Miscellaneous
Wait (The Whisper Song)
Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sunthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy *** body and your *** look soft
Mind if i touch it? and see if its soft
Naw i'm jus playin' lets just say i can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So i dont mind asking for your head
You heard what i said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to ****, have yo legs open all in da butt (Lol.... )
Do it up slappin *** cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick

Ay b*tch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay b*tch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat ***** up
Ay b*tch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay b*tch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat ***** up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da ***** up, Beat da ***** up,
Beat da ***** up, Beat da ***** up,
Beat da ***** up, Beat da ***** up,
Beat da *****
Up, Beat da ***** up

[verse 2]

You fine, but i aint gone sweat ya
See i wanna ****, tell me whats up
Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth
Put my dick in, take your thumb out
There might be a lil ? to deal with
Wet ? hope they dont spill ****
I keep a hoe hot when i'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog
And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
**** a b*tch on da counter make the
Place fall mats
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack...crack
**** that bend over imma give you the dick

Ay b*tch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay b*tch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat ***** up
Ay b*tch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay b*tch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat ***** up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da ***** up, Beat da ***** up,
Beat da ***** up, Beat da ***** up,
Beat da ***** up, Beat da ***** up,
Beat da *****
Up, Beat da ***** up

(OOOOOOOH!)

lol.. that was funny!

ok and then there one song that goes 'I like havin sex but I'd rather get some head' .... i dunno who its from but its it the new Girl Talk album (which i love) but thought that line was a bit

and then theres my neck my back by Khia... all about her wanting someone to lick her p*ssy

 

[Squizree]

^ Girl Talk is by TLC, its a really good song.

My Neck My Back by Khia is soooooooo nasty! She's the skankiest most horribly deformed b*tch Ive ever seen. Nasty as hell.

Trina also has some really bad lyrics too, but her songs are good.

 

[ckgirlbr]

Great Song,Sh!tty Lyrics.

Nirvana-r*pe Me

HAHAHA I love that song

 

[dinahgrace]

^ Girl Talk is by TLC, its a really good song.

My Neck My Back by Khia is soooooooo nasty! She's the skankiest most horribly deformed b*tch Ive ever seen. Nasty as hell.

Trina also has some really bad lyrics too, but her songs are good.

Oh no, I meant the album Feed the Animals by Girl Talk (Gregg Gillis). Its really cool, he mixes all these different songs from different kinds of genres and puts it all together in one track, like a mashup of music

And yeah Khia is just she just degrades herself

 

[mims]

that ying yang twins song always makes me wonder, if they were never famous, would they even be bragging that much about sex? I mean, have you seen their faces? No woman would touch them with a 80 ft stick if they were broke

 

[mims]

Great Song,Sh!tty Lyrics.

Nirvana-r*pe Me

why would it be a great song if it had crap lyrics? I think every Britney Spears song is a crap song because of it's horrendous lyrics. I think "r*pe Me"-is just blunt and uncomfortable, but I don't think the lyrics are necessarily sh-tty either

 

[msfelicia23]

LOL Sometimes LIl Wayne lyrics all over the place mixed w/ his giggle in between....

 

[mims]

looking through this thread gave me a headache...

 

[tastes_like_chic]

Get Low by Lil John, particularly this line:

To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these b!@#$@ crawl

Ew. I don't want to be thinking about his sweaty you-know-whats!

 

[Ryan Riverz]

You know what...I think it would be pretty much impossible for me to pick a song as an example, because I know of so many that have horrid lyrics, but I'll try with some Insane Clown Posse.

Song Name: Birthday B*tches

Okay everybody, it's clown time, a clown is here.
Everybody sit around right here.
Because Shaggy the clown has a present for everybody.

I got your f***in' present hangin' next to my n*ts, now when i'm swinging on my hatchet, if it hits you it cuts. Don't make me chop your head in half, and smack the side with your cheeks. Because i haven't had my mineral in almost a week, your f***in' momma brought me here to entertain your ***. So no matter what I'm doin' I expect you to laugh. Now when you see me do a trick, and if it isn't even funny, give me props, unless you want your little necks bloody. I could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch, but that ain't what I'm f***in' about. I could sew your mouth shut, and pump air in through your nose. And f***in' pop your head but we'd get blood on our chlothes. Look, I'm a wicked clown, I ain't no f***in' superhero. Ain't a big and scary, though I fly like little Ray Mysterio. I'm quick to beat down all you little b*tches right in front of your mom and if the b*tch get's heated, tell her, bring it on!

Oh sh*t it's your birthday, oh no it isn't.
It's somebody's birthday, oh no it isn't.
Oh sh*t it's your birthday, oh no it isn't.
It's your birthday.

It ain't mine motha f*cko.


As you can see this is the pinnacle of artistic expression in the form of songwriting. I think I probably lost atleast 5,000 braincells while making this post.