Worst song/lyrics you've ever heard

[Squizree]

"If I had the chance to be a virgin again, Id be fu*king by the time Im ten"

Trina - Da Baddest b*tch.

Its a great song but that line.....

 

[LolaSvelt]

Shake It by Metro Station is rather dreadful. The horrible lyrics are in bold. :Ninja:

(Let's Drop!)
(Yeah)

I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door
Your body's cold, but girl we're getting so warm
And I was thinking of ways that I could get inside (get inside)
Tonight your falling in love (let me go now)
The feelings stirring me (here we go now)

[Pre Chorus:]
Now if she does it like this will you do it like that
Now if she touches like this, will you touch her right back
Now if she moves like this, will you move like that (come on)

[Chorus:]
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It

Your lips tremble but your eyes are in a straight stare
We're on the bed but your clothes are laying right there
And I was thinking of places that I could hide
So now you falling in love (let me go now)
The feelings stirring me (here we go now)

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]

I saw you dancing and I couldn't get you off my mind
(I could tell that you could tell that I was taking my time)
I was thinking of ways that you would stay and be mine
(You're body's shaking, turn me on, so I can turn out the lights)

[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus] (2x)

I also have a strong dislike for N-Dubz & Tinchy Stryder with that godawful song, Number One (any song that has the lyrics "I ain't gonna let nothin' get in tha' way" is automatically TERRIBLE), DJ Ironik and Flo Rida. I hate every artist that uses samples of great songs (thanks for ruining Tiny Dancer, DJ Ironik).

 

[miwa]

What about this gem...

SHUSH GIRL
SHUT YOUR LIPS
DO THE HELEN KELLER
AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS

 

[lonn3k3]

@ that chacarron song

i kissed a girl has awful lyrics

 

[m.j.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDWbew8PCHg

 

[Karen0193]

I love this thread, its hilarious

 

[TREVOFASHIONISTO]

anything by soulja boy, gucci mane...I just
hate ignorance and the are the spokes people for it

 

[purplethistle]

the worst lyrics that I have heard are from some really random duo called dyko. honestly go see them on youtube

 

[Squizree]

Have you guys heard:

3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these b*tches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfuker (motherfuker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet motherfuker (motherfuker!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she **** that
Question been harassing me in the mind this b*tch is fine
I done came to the club about 50 11 times now can I play with yo
Panty line the club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating
Me now ***** drunk then a motherfuker threaten me now

She getting crunk in the club I mean she work
Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off BUCKEY naked
ATL. Hoe don't disrespect it
Pa pop yo ***** like this cause yin yang twins in this b i itch
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and we all like to see AS$ and tities
Now bring yo as$ over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this Thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo aS$ wanta act you can keep yo
a$s where you at

The song is great but the lyrics are insanely ridiculous.

 

[Crying Diamonds]

Worst lyrics: Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas.

 

[purplethistle]

^ actually I think think the E.N.D overall is pretty bad

 

[LolaSvelt]

Worst lyrics: Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas.

Especially Fuggie Fug's lyrics.

Who on earth would copy Fergie's style or 'swagger'? Nonsensical AND terrible!

 

[jDanger]

I try to keep my hate for the Jonas Brothers to myself, but honestly with lyrics lk this they make it so hard.

I just got back from the doctor
He told me that I had a problem
But I realized it's you

I tried to scratch away the issue
All I ever get is tissues
So I can wipe away my tears
Yeah

Everyone's allergic to
Poison ivy
Everybody gets the itch
Everybody hates that
Everyone's allergic to
Poison ivy

Now I found out you were lying
When you told me you were trying
Just to medicate the rash

Tangled vines they are deceiving
From the lines that now are leading
To the truth I need to hear

Everyone's allergic to
Poison ivy
Everybody gets the itch
Everybody hates that
Everyone's allergic to
Poison ivy

Yeah
I break out and I start to shake
When I hear your name, can't walk away
I just can't do it
I can't stop even if I try
I lay down my pride, I can't walk away

I get burned and I have to learn
That the court's adjourned, I can't walk away
Yeah
You're too lined in you're tangled vines
With all trying times, I can't walk away

Everyone's allergic to
Poison ivy
Everyone needs a little
Poison ivy
Everybody wants a little
Poison ivy
Everybody gets the itch
Everybody hates that
Everybody needs a little
Poison ivy
Everybody gets the itch
Everybody hates that
Give me some poison baby

 

[ckgirlbr]

Worst lyrics: Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas.

ITA!

 

[lavender blue]

God I hate that entire Love Game/Disco Sick song by Lady GaGa with a passion

 

[Squizree]

Yeah Love Games is Lady Gaga's dirtiest song. You can only imagine what a "disco stick" is.

 

[shimmysugar]

The song is great but the lyrics are insanely ridiculous.

that's get low by the ying yang twins! i used to dance like crazy to that back when i was in high school when that came out.

i despise all the cliche-ridden jonas brothers/taylor swift/demi lovato/disney mill songs.

 

[ckgirlbr]

^yes, plus Miley Cyrus!

 

[Squizree]

that's get low by the ying yang twins! i used to dance like crazy to that back when i was in high school when that came out.

i despise all the cliche-ridden jonas brothers/taylor swift/demi lovato/disney mill songs.

Yes! It's such a classic example of dirty rap music. The words and the hidden meanings are all so nasty.

Taylor Swift's lyrics are as cheesey as can be, but she's so cute and adorable I love her. Her music makes you really fruity lol

 

[LolaSvelt]

I actually don't mind Taylor Swift. There's something about her. I think it's because the others lack in charisma and what Taylor lacks in originality is made up in her slightly addictive music.