Clothing/Footwear You Love But Cannot Wear...

[ilaughead]

Suits and blazers generally look horrible on me. (Luckily, I have no reason to wear either 99.9% of the time.)
Also, bright, primary colors.

 

[DandyWarhol]

shoulder pads... any structures shoulder.

 

[Couture_Tribe]

- girly/romantic
- all shades of pink
- lace
- browns
- blue eyeshadows
- orange
- chunky shoes

 

[The_Ida]

I don't do girly.
I don't do volume (I had an awful spring).
I don't do anything with a high or a round neck.
I don't do ruffles.
I don't do bright colours (only blue).
I don't do denim minis.
I don't do wide leg anything.
I don't do cute.
I don't do trendy (can't be bothered).
I don't do logos.
It's not that it doesn't suit me (I can wear everything), I just can't stand all of the above.

 

[hannapple]

bright colours
loud prints
maxi dresses (i am a midget after all.)

this pucci dress about sums it all up.

i wouldnt be caught dead wearing it.

credit: net-a-porter.com

 

[SomethingElse]

Anything orange. It makes my skin look green.

 

[larien]

orange things dont look good on me,either!

 

[Street_a_Licious]

-skin tight (that means, no skinny jeans. no neoprene tight tees. it's just, no!)
-high waisted pants (i got long legs, but shorter torso. so i need to compensate by donning low pants. yes, even dress pants!)
-light grey. makes me look fat for some reason. as in, REALLY fat.
-wearing sizes that are too big. (i tend to wear things exactly my size. looks so much better)
-tapered jeans & straight legs. (i'm a skater at heart and style. i can't deal with those.)
-pullovers with prints or pattern or something. (i like em either black, blue or brown. sans anything on it. in cashmere and/or merino. although i'd break tha rule for that ÜBER-cute penguin pullover we saw at Chanel...)

else i gotta say that i can incooperate pretty much anything into my style. if something's off, i don't even consider it.

 

[ruthie]

I look really bad in button-up shirts. I also look bad in light pink and certain shades of orange; those colors make me look sick because I am so pale. I look very wrong in espedrilles.

 

[Fewormany]

• All black
• All white
• Pastels
• Skinny jeans or tight shirts
• Oversized things
• Vertical stripes
• Sleeveless things
• Small sunglasses
• Leather

 

[luckyme]

pantyhose and pastel colors.

 

[DandyWarhol]

anything terribly colored, like imagine sickly hospital colors.

 

[kateelle]

The scenster look. How horrid, no one really looks good looking like a scenster.

 

[Beautiful Stranger]

skintight on top
flares
orange
suits (unflattering)
formal shirts
polo's

 

[tangerine]

horizontal stripes
light colored pants

 

[P.Peach]

oi vay... here we go.

+ kitten heels or flats
+ skinny jeans
+ high necked tops
+ any one of the bazillion smock dresses out there now. No shape whatsoever.
+ pale pink, as I have red undertones in my skin and pink just brings that out
+ ankle straps on shoes. I have such little legs, that I can't cut them off with a strap. Unfortunately, some of my favorite styles are the strapped ones :/
+ blonde hair. I've been told that I would just have to find the right shade, but I don't believe it.
+ tube tops
+ tops with spaghetti straps (I'm busty. I'm not fooling anyone with itsy bitsy straps. I need to look locked and loaded )
+ capris. Same idea as the ankle straps... I can't be bothered to cut my leg any shorter.

 

[Lilliana]

skinny jeans & thight overlong shirts and such. I don't really have an androgynous built.

 

[Deborah]

Wide leg
Bootcut
Pinks

 

[visconti]

beige/brown/khaki

polo shirts

flare/bootcut/pleated pants

shorts (except for running, around the house and rare super-hot days)

more than one non-basic color at a time (If I'm wearing red or orange it'll only be with grey or black or blue or something else that's very plain)

layering (I get too hot. My only exceptions are with a vest + ONE sweater that needs a white shirt underneath)

accessories (I carry a bag and will wear gloves/scarf/hats if it's cold, but I hate watches, pins, jewelery and all of that sort of thing)

voluminous pants (Maybe I'd try something really unique, but for the most part I like my pants slim, but not necessarily skinny)

obvious kitsch/camp/irony

blazers with padded shoulders (unfortunately I have a few that my father 'helped' to pick before I knew enough to care, but I wear them as infrequently as possible)

Anything with a lot of pointless "stuff". It all has to make sense to me or seem purposeful. I'll buy some pieces with prints or color or pockets, but it can't just be something randomly attached or I will disregard it.

Last but not least, I don't like to wear anything that doesn't speak to me on some level. I know it may sound overly particular or snooty, but I'm not in the habit of buying "random" stuff (at least not anymore), so anything I'll wear has to have some point of interest. It could be some little detail, the fabric, the color, the cut or whatever. It just can't be boring or average (even if it is simple/plain).

 

[MulletProof]

• Terry Cloth.
• Lycra.
• Pink shoes. (so corny. I feel like minni mouse).
• Polka Dots (unless it's on very specific fabrics, like silk).
• Pitch Black hair.
• Halter tops.
• Super tight anything. it might fit me but I've got claustrophobia!.
• Beige and very light grey..
• Not taking a shower in order to pull off some look.
• hair buns.
• short hair!