Fashionturnip
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lets face it - she looks better now than she did before. Yeah she went too far - but she managed to bring it back to 'normal'
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She's changing her story now just to stay in the spotlight. 
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^I beg to differ, Cynthia McFadden was believable 
. But yeah, I believe Heidi like I believe in 
and the Easter 
. But yeah, I believe Heidi like I believe in and the Easter 
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I hate how now she is happy with how she looks she is backtracking and saying 'plastic surgery is a bad thing'. TUT!! At least be honest and say 'yes it was gruelling but im happy with how i look now and i wouldnt want anything else...'
Edward Scissorhands Is Not Amused
Seen here flashing a scar she got on her head from trying to make a really deep thought that one time, Heidi Montag is still crying Botox tears of sadness to Life & Style about how having 20 plastic surgeries a year ago has left her body bruised and scarred like a Spider-Man cast member. Yeah, fuc* those needy orphans who will be sad on Christmas morning because their stockings will be empty. Pour all your sympathy into Heidi's cup instead. And FYI: When trying to push out a tear for Heidi, the tension might cause you to push out a slightly wet fart instead. That'll work too.
Heidi cries to Life & Style that trying to turn herself into a Chrissy Crocker Real Doll has left her factory defected in every single way including: "a 2-inch-long raised blemish under her chin from her chin reduction, two caterpillar-size bald spots along her hairline from a brow lift, a horrifying jagged line behind her ears from having her ears pinned back, lumpy legs and four spots left on her lower back and below the buttocks from botched liposuction, a bright-red mark inside her right nostril, uneven boobs, a stretched mark on her chest and deep scars around her nipples from a second boob job."
Heidi, whose very own Dr. Frankenstein died in a car crash, went on to say that every time she looks at her scars she's reminded of the mistake she made. And then she low-blowed her dead plastic surgeon with this: "People have fewer scars from car accidents than I have on my body."
And then she also low-blowed Edward Scissorhands when she said this: "I would love to not be 'plastic girl' or whatever they call me. Surgery ruined my career and my personal life and just brought a lot of negativity into my world. I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back. Instead, I'm always going to feel like Edward Scissorhands."
And yet she still has to have another surgery to get the talking pus-filled hemorrhoid known as Spencer Pratt removed from her as*. But I do love how it was only a year ago when she was queefing happiness over her new plastic body.....while collecting a check. And now she's repeatedly crying about how much she hates her new body.....while collecting a check. I wonder what Heidi's next trick will be? It's a shame that the plastic surgeon removed most of her internal organs and lady parts to give her a thinner waist, because how is she going to kick the Teen Moms off all the tabloid covers by declaring that she's knocked up?
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Seen here flashing a scar she got on her head from trying to make a really deep thought that one time, Heidi Montag is still crying Botox tears of sadness to Life & Style about how having 20 plastic surgeries a year ago has left her body bruised and scarred like a Spider-Man cast member. Yeah, fuc* those needy orphans who will be sad on Christmas morning because their stockings will be empty. Pour all your sympathy into Heidi's cup instead. And FYI: When trying to push out a tear for Heidi, the tension might cause you to push out a slightly wet fart instead. That'll work too.
Heidi cries to Life & Style that trying to turn herself into a Chrissy Crocker Real Doll has left her factory defected in every single way including: "a 2-inch-long raised blemish under her chin from her chin reduction, two caterpillar-size bald spots along her hairline from a brow lift, a horrifying jagged line behind her ears from having her ears pinned back, lumpy legs and four spots left on her lower back and below the buttocks from botched liposuction, a bright-red mark inside her right nostril, uneven boobs, a stretched mark on her chest and deep scars around her nipples from a second boob job."
Heidi, whose very own Dr. Frankenstein died in a car crash, went on to say that every time she looks at her scars she's reminded of the mistake she made. And then she low-blowed her dead plastic surgeon with this: "People have fewer scars from car accidents than I have on my body."
And then she also low-blowed Edward Scissorhands when she said this: "I would love to not be 'plastic girl' or whatever they call me. Surgery ruined my career and my personal life and just brought a lot of negativity into my world. I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back. Instead, I'm always going to feel like Edward Scissorhands."
And yet she still has to have another surgery to get the talking pus-filled hemorrhoid known as Spencer Pratt removed from her as*. But I do love how it was only a year ago when she was queefing happiness over her new plastic body.....while collecting a check. And now she's repeatedly crying about how much she hates her new body.....while collecting a check. I wonder what Heidi's next trick will be? It's a shame that the plastic surgeon removed most of her internal organs and lady parts to give her a thinner waist, because how is she going to kick the Teen Moms off all the tabloid covers by declaring that she's knocked up?
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^Wooo what is that?!!
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She just said on twitter.
Does she regret doing all that surgery?
She was so proud months ago..
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I feel so sorry for her, thats her only way of making money now 
*disclaimer* I don't agree with all her surgeries
Is it me or does her face pretty much look like it did before her 10-a-day extravaganza? She's seriously right back to where she was, giant boobs aside. If she was really looking for a change, all those facial procedures were a hell of a waste of money and pain
Is it me or does her face pretty much look like it did before her 10-a-day extravaganza? She's seriously right back to where she was, giant boobs aside. If she was really looking for a change, all those facial procedures were a hell of a waste of money and pain
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Oh dear, that scar on her chin is pretty significant! :/
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14/12/10 Heidi Montag and her mom go for a stroll. Back in the day, they had a good relationship. And full bank accounts.
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Sorry if repost, but still is a nice image.
Heidi's family
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