ok, i feel bad. Maybe she doesn't deliberately try and look bad and might read my comment above (ha!) and think 'what did i do wrong?'...Well, Heidi;
1)wear some false eyelashes - u r on the red carpet!
2)lose the gold body paint
3)Get someone to sort ur dry *** bleached horsey hair our. Blonde can be beautiful but cmon!
4)Get some big bouncy victorias secret style curls in your hair (ala ur friend LC)
5)Lose the rancid tackgest sequin gold dress. Its just.....bad
6)Get rid of that cheap-*** jewelry
7)Get some nice shoes--ive seen u in lots of expensive pairs before. Dig a nice pair out bc these cheetah print socky looking things are rank
8)Get ur chest deflated. Im sure u'd get more press if u went back to a more natural smaller chest bc these air bags are making u look dumpy....and we all know ur naturally skinny as a rake.
Poor thing. I hope she finds happiness soon.