Ok I have two very serious contenders, and I just can't decide which was worse.
1. The Blair Witch Project- No matter how many people love this film, I will forever hate it. I think the only words that were said throughout the whole movie were "witch", "lost", and "f*ck". I get that it was supposed to be "subtley scary", but come on! Subtle is one thing. Three idiots cursing at eachother for two hours is quite another. Who would find this scary anways? Have you never been camping before? Never been in the woods before? Never seen a tree before? Ooh and how the hell do you get lost in the woods in Maryland in five minutes. I felt like if they had walked another 45 minutes they would have crashed into a K-mart.
2. Deep Blue Sea- I'm deathly afraid on sharks, and I still found this movie hilariously atrocious. Maybe if we give sharks some hormones that will make their brains bigger, and we'll find the cure for cancer (or whatever disease it was). Wait, making their brains bigger makes them smarter. oooooooooh! Didn't see that one coming! Oh and how can a shark bash through a steel door but not a glass oven? And did making the sharks smarter also make them grow to 60 ft? I also liked when the shark broke a glass wall well below the ocean water, and the room filled slowly as the water gushed in. Nevermind that in reality that room would be filled in less than a second. My favorite part though has to be when the two characters kill the shark, destroy the building and sit on a piece of debris high-fiving eachother. Who cares that they're in the middle of the Atlantic ocean in shark infested waters? Lets cue the cheesy rap music and ignore all the scientific and logical fallacies that we were just bombarded with.
1. The Blair Witch Project- No matter how many people love this film, I will forever hate it. I think the only words that were said throughout the whole movie were "witch", "lost", and "f*ck". I get that it was supposed to be "subtley scary", but come on! Subtle is one thing. Three idiots cursing at eachother for two hours is quite another. Who would find this scary anways? Have you never been camping before? Never been in the woods before? Never seen a tree before? Ooh and how the hell do you get lost in the woods in Maryland in five minutes. I felt like if they had walked another 45 minutes they would have crashed into a K-mart.
2. Deep Blue Sea- I'm deathly afraid on sharks, and I still found this movie hilariously atrocious. Maybe if we give sharks some hormones that will make their brains bigger, and we'll find the cure for cancer (or whatever disease it was). Wait, making their brains bigger makes them smarter. oooooooooh! Didn't see that one coming! Oh and how can a shark bash through a steel door but not a glass oven? And did making the sharks smarter also make them grow to 60 ft? I also liked when the shark broke a glass wall well below the ocean water, and the room filled slowly as the water gushed in. Nevermind that in reality that room would be filled in less than a second. My favorite part though has to be when the two characters kill the shark, destroy the building and sit on a piece of debris high-fiving eachother. Who cares that they're in the middle of the Atlantic ocean in shark infested waters? Lets cue the cheesy rap music and ignore all the scientific and logical fallacies that we were just bombarded with.
