Kate Moss and Pete Doherty (Please read guidelines before posting)

[xmodel citizen]

Here it is. I guess his coherency and brilliance depends on which half hour of the day it is (and that ain't even sarcasm). Typed by me from Spin Magazine March 2007.

How are you feeling?
Like a harmonica.

Babyshambles drummer Adam Fieck described the summer of 2006 as a dark period for the band. What changed?
The sun rose over Naltrexone Square.

Last summer you mom, Jacqueline, published a memoir called Pete Doherty My Prodigal Son. Did you read it?
No.

Is it important for you to become successful in America?
Yeehah!

Can you become successful in America?
No, I'm having enough trouble in Middlesbrough.

On "The Blinding," you sing "What will you do / If she runs out of time for you?" Is that about Kate Moss?
Sometimes.

Many rockstars do ***** and get away with it. Why do you keep getting busted?
Because of the Wolfman, plod, and victimization. The last bloke who nicked my had a FREE PETE DOHERTY badge.

Will there ever be a time when you don't want to do *****?
Are you having a f*cking laugh?

What's the last bit of good news you received?
That bird said she had a line.

What makes you happy right now?
Oblivion.

They had footnotes that explained many of his references, but unfortunately I cannot post them.

 

[Dohertysgirl]

Ok, he is so obviously taking a piss in that interview. 'I'm having enough trouble in Middlesbrough', come on.

 

[SiennaInLondon]

I can think of much more funny stuff about america, but let's stay on the topic. Open sores, is it?

Ah ha ha! So can I! Funny ha ha. And funny... just funny. I remember when all the Americans freaked out about Sienna Miller wandering around St John's Wood barefoot. I do the same in the summer. I must be disgusting. No green card. For me or Depardieu. Open sores. I bet you a tenner you look more like Pete than Kate under high def. He's nice to pet.

Yes sodom and gomorrah. Must have been fun whilst it lasted but the comedown was probably a b*tch. God saw to that though didn't he?

I think as long as you take this lot with a pinch of salt, they are more fun to watch that Paris Hilton and co. Of course we should avoid celebrities all together but capitalism, capitalism ya know! Follow me, pied piper like, to that hermitage by the sea.

 

[SiennaInLondon]

I think I am getting to the point where the thought of open sores is turning me on. Kind of like the thought of Bob Dylan's grey pubes do . So for the sake of my sanity, let's talk about his haircut or something.

 

[Dohertysgirl]

GREASY haircut, we can't move too far away from the topic.

 

[xmodel citizen]

^^ Oh my @ grey pubes and open sores!

Anyways, why does anything involving Americans making comments about some who isn't American have to devolve into some "LET'S BASH AMERICA AND THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE!" session? It's completely obnoxious as nationality has nothing to do with this discussion. People have these problems everywhere, certainly not just in any one country.

And as for Americans being grossed out by going barefoot, have you ever seen any sort of public facility here? LOL, that being said, I still hate shoes and even walk barefoot on nasty streets because I'm gross like that And the media is certainly equal opportunity when it comes to bare feet. There was a big stir when Britney Spears went into a public bathroom with no shoes on. Ah, to the important things in life!

 

[SiennaInLondon]

Yeehah! We love America really. Well I love LA and she is dying to go to New York so don't listen to either of us. And Americans and their facilities are very clean from my travels there. Not really a good thing. I love FILTH man! Maybe I should head to Shitsburg! Lol! I could go into the 'not in any one country' comment but let's move on to important things like:

why not pray for them instead of trying to justify the unjustifiable.

Oh father who art in heaven, take care of this poetic soul. Stay on the straight and narrow and remember, browner isn't necessarily better... well in the long run anyway (race relations, people ). We hope you stop wearing so much Hedi Slimane and release an album before the fall. And become a raw vegan before you loose your looks.

Wait. Am I praying for him or to him?

Ah dear. Too much time on the facebook group 'If Jesus came back as a crack addict from London...'

 

[xmodel citizen]

OMG, if that group doesn't exist, you must make it. Maybe start your own religion? You could be the John the Baptist to his Jesus. Or something like that.

And good to know our facilities are clean. Last week my school bathroom was flooded. I had to navigate the "mystery water" in flip-flops. Good times indeed.

 

[Dohertysgirl]

The group exists in all its holyness. I am a member.

 

[xmodel citizen]

I'm guessing Kate Moss is Mary Magdalene?

 

[SiennaInLondon]

Perhaps... but there is definately a Virgin missing in the entire scenario. And I don't think she will appear anytime soon either.

 

[SiennaInLondon]

I found her. One Biggles Barat.

 

[impossibleprincess]

Here it is. I guess his coherency and brilliance depends on which half hour of the day it is (and that ain't even sarcasm). Typed by me from Spin Magazine March 2007.


Can you become successful in America?
No, I'm having enough trouble in Middlesbrough.

he's actually quite funny, but i still think he's a leech. i'd probably like him more if i didn't see him as an A-list hanger on...

 

[SiennaInLondon]

He's no more an A-list hanger on than she is. If she hadn't dated Depp, she wouldn't be Kate Moss.

 

[Dohertysgirl]

And I've seen some of his friends, and they can't really be classified as A-listers either..

 

[Dohertysgirl]

I really want to do a word game with the word Classified and the letter A, but i better not.

 

[SiennaInLondon]

Mmmmmm

 

[Ashcottmanor]

You know I really love Kate Moss's flat in St. Johns Wood, I wish we had more pics of it. So cute with all the Ivy growing around the gate door.

 

[impossibleprincess]

isnt it a house?

 

[m.j.]

He's no more an A-list hanger on than she is. If she hadn't dated Depp, she wouldn't be Kate Moss.

i strongly disagree... did he pay designers to hire her? i think not! do you think she was with depp cos of her career?
she is kate moss cos she is everywhere, and she is a fashion icon... i belive she did all by herself and with lots of luck.... some people are just born leaders...

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