Madonna + Lindsay + Jessica = MTV Music Awards

[VickyInStyle]

I heard on Radio 1 today that Madonna is planning a performance at the 2006 VMA's with Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson. (Echoes of Britney/Xtina Much?).

Apparently its supposed to be a bondage themed performance.

Sorry but this just smacks of desperation from me. On all parts.

 

[Jennika]

oh gawd I hope that's not true. I mean it may be entertaining to watch but pathetic at the same time

 

[Jacque Marcel]

i don't believe this for a second. but if it is, it's just sad...

 

[VainJane]

Sorry but this just smacks of desperation from me. On all parts.

I totally agree.

Although Jessica isn't 'known' for being the brightest crayon in the box, it seems to me that this bondage gimmick wouldn't be her type of thing.

 

[M0radkhan]

Where did you hear that.. ? I sure do not hope it's true.

 

[BohemianBeauty22]

Oh dear Lord.....

 

[mcflyandgemmafan]

that would be interesting...

 

[VickyInStyle]

BBC Radio 1, to be honest they are usually fairly accurate with thier news as its not like a trashy tabloid radio show but I'm just hoping this isn't true.

 

[cosmogrl5]

I guess Madonna is unattracted to Britney and Christina nowadays, so she is focusing on some new hotter prey?

 

[BohemianBeauty22]

Ew....Madonna has no taste what so ever in women. If she were a guy that is....

 

[fouroclock]

Madonna once said that she was a gay man in a woman's body. Lindsay Lohan has the same shade of tan of a lot of the gay guys I see. Thus, Madonna's just fine.

 

[Missoni~Heiress]

 

[CharlottefromCA]

Madonna once said that she was a gay man in a woman's body. Lindsay Lohan has the same shade of tan of a lot of the gay guys I see. Thus, Madonna's just fine.

Ok fine, but how can Jessica Simpson be explained?

 

[inAbottle]

....what.........

 

[Mr. Fabulous]

Ewww how low can Madonna go?

I understood Britney and Christina since they were like the pop dueling diva's of the 2000's and following in Madonna's footsteps but Lilo and Hoho Simpson don't even come close, they are just overly crazed media whores.

 

[Velouria]

this is crazy. but i'll probably end up watching it anyway.

 

[sexydaydreamer]

This is going to be something...

 

[indie]

I just want to see it

 

[Erin]

What perfect publicity for all three. Madonna and Lindsay have become good friends as of late... Lindsay and Jessica want to prove that they're not enemies... makes me want to gag.

 

[Jeanster]

Madonna's lesbian threesome with Simpson and Lohan?
Madonna is reportedly holding secret talks for a repeat performance of her 'locking-lips with girls' show. This time around however, it won't be Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera on the receiving end of her kisses, but Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan.
A source revealed that Madonna's camp had contacted Simpson's reps to see if the singer would be interested.
"Madonna's people contacted Jessica's representatives a few weeks ago and the talks are progressing well," The Sun quoted the source, as saying.
The source also said that with Simpson and Lindsay increasingly popular, the reigning queen of pop was eager to perform with them.
And, this time it seems Madonna has more than a simple kiss in mind.
"With both Jessica and Lindsay's stock rocketing Madonna thinks they would be perfect to perform with. She's planning something even more sexy than a lesbian kiss. The whispers are all about a bondage- inspired show. Madonna will keep the details hushed up until the night," the source said.
Source

I can't imagine Simpson doing something like that
Madonna & Lohan maybe, but Simpson... Don't know...