2:05pm: Alright we're back in the main tent today for Max Azria Spring/Summer 2010. The tent is filling slowly as many return from lunch.
2:08pm: Some names on front row seats: Lucy Liu, Katrina Bowden, L Collins (?), Leigh Lezark, Tinsley Mortimer, Kelly Rowland...
2:12pm: Gold medal gymnast (and face of Max Azria) Nastia Liukin is the first to arrive to the celeb row. She's looking very blond and tan, like she stepped out of a poster on the bedroom wall of a teenage boy.
2:14pm: Mickey Rourke! The game has changed, people.
2:18pm: Paparazzi are going nutso! All we can see are flashbulbs and the tops of perfectly groomed heads.
2:22pm: Tara Reid just rolled in here. Mickey still looking scraggly as ever.
2:25pm: The security guards are kicking people off the runway who attempt to take photos of Katrina Bowden. She's not that major a character in 30 Rock.
2:26pm: We were just asked for our "runway credentials." Never heard that before.
2:27pm: Negotiating a path through the paparazzi is scary enough. We keep getting shoved into the laps of InStyle editors. Sorry, InStyle clan!
2:29pm: People around us keep calling this the "BCBG Max Azria" show. We wonder if they're at the right one, since BCBG was on Thursday. This is simply Max Azria.
2:31pm: Makeup for the show is being done by Temptu, who did the airbrushing for Mystique in the X-men movies.
2:33pm: It's starting! And we think we see Carine Roitfeld over there...
2:33pm: First look out is a white dress with cutouts that belongs in either an American Apparel or on Alexander Wang's runway.
2:33pm: Next, a blazer with cut-out sleeves and worn with no shirt underneath. So far everything is black & white.
2:34pm: Ooh! A change in color. Now we have gray, which goes with the program's statement that theme will be postmodernism and muted tones.
2:35pm: So many cut-outs! From our seat, we can see backstage, where hair is being smoothed and final rumples straightened out.
2:35pm: We're kind of digging this gray dress that's like a vest married with a sailor suit.
2:36pm: Now we're seeing metallic stripes. This feels...familiar. Cage motifs! Seriously though, how are MIckey Rourke and Carine Roitfeld in the same place at the same time? Fashion Week for you.
2:37pm: Gray watercolor-print dress just appeared.
2:40pm: Webbing and lots of sparkles. A dress with gold-edged cutouts and two white glittery dresses.
2:41pm: Last look is out! Finale in any second.