Welcome to another (no doubt) polarizing installment of A Guy’s Opinion! Today’s ultra-mannish comments are the unfiltered brainstuff of Shane, 36, who runs a boutique marketing firm and is passionate about the Pop Warner football team he coaches (defensive coordinator, if you were wondering). Shane’s thoughts on such diverse subjects as Heaven’s Gate and high-waists are yours for the browsing...
First of all, lemme preface everything I say with, I have no clue what's in, what out, or what's in between. I probably should but I don't. That being said I can only rely on my red-blooded, Midwestern, boy sense that asks one question, “Do I wanna have sex with these girls?” The answer? Yes. All of them.
4. Sienna Miller
I get that high-waisted stuff is a big deal right now, but it makes women look mad frumpy. I’m totally down with shorts, especially if you’ve got the gams to carry them, but I don’t like these shorts. The buttons are too big, they’re all wrinkled like she’s been sleeping in them—it’s garbage. She nailed the rest of the outfit though: hair is great, bag is okay, and I like the shenanigans going on with the layers of necklaces and wristband du jour. But the old lady, frumpy shorts...I’d rather see muffin top than the high waist. Muffin top can be cute.
In closing, I just wanna make it clear that these girls (and whoever's reading this) shouldn't worry about a single thing I have to say about their clothes. My thoughts are just goofy bantering from an extremely unqualified judge. Its gotta be such a drag to have constant scrutiny about what you are wearing. If any of the above girls ever see me, feel free to punch me in the nose.
whowhatweardaily
this 
she looks great, i loved it.
