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From Gawker.com
Kylie Minogue is diagnosed with breast cancer and — just in time to fill her karmic absence and thus complete the circle of life — THE SPICE GIRLS REUNITE. (Just like the video for “Lightning Crashes!) Even Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell has signed on for their reunion tour, agreeing to eat just enough so that Posh Spice Victoria Beckham remains “the skinny one.” While the girls aren’t developing any new material (they’ll make enough off of rehashing their old stuff to pay off those nasty credit cards), a “best of” album is in the works, meaning that a whole new generation of young girls will learn the joys of zig-a-zag-ah. Is it just me, or is the sun suddenly shining a bit more brightly?
If you simply can’t wait until their tour hits the road, rest assured that it won’t be long before the c*ck plans a theme night in honor of this momentous occasion.
Spice Girls Reunite [MTVe]
Kylie Minogue is diagnosed with breast cancer and — just in time to fill her karmic absence and thus complete the circle of life — THE SPICE GIRLS REUNITE. (Just like the video for “Lightning Crashes!) Even Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell has signed on for their reunion tour, agreeing to eat just enough so that Posh Spice Victoria Beckham remains “the skinny one.” While the girls aren’t developing any new material (they’ll make enough off of rehashing their old stuff to pay off those nasty credit cards), a “best of” album is in the works, meaning that a whole new generation of young girls will learn the joys of zig-a-zag-ah. Is it just me, or is the sun suddenly shining a bit more brightly?
If you simply can’t wait until their tour hits the road, rest assured that it won’t be long before the c*ck plans a theme night in honor of this momentous occasion.
Spice Girls Reunite [MTVe]