The Hair "Down There"

[Plastic'sWife]

^ yes, has anyone tried the veet?

 

[pinkillumination]

the brazilian isn't really that painful. the worst part is the top, near your belly. .

Really! That was the least painful for me..I found it more painful in the middle.

I've experimented with mousses,creams (usually all Veet, aka Immac), you name it i've tried it and theyre all horrible but maybe because my skin is sensitive ... but seriously girls, nothing beats wax! ..It may hurt but you get used to it and the pain eventually turns into a pleasure-pain thing...

But anyways, I've stopped getting it all off, got bored really and felt like a child.

 

[Oria]

i can only do the brasilian as i'm biased and know nothing else.

 

[AlmostFamous]

I'm sure "hair down there" served its purpose at one time...and maybe still does, but I find it extremely annoying.

 

[Tabasamu]

I'm sure "hair down there" served its purpose at one time...and maybe still does, but I find it extremely annoying.

I totally agree.They say it catches odours(Hey that's the reason men and women are attracted to each other...body odours... animals included) Clean is the way I keep it.Shave it all and Bidex Intima in the shower.

 

[anhphan]

yea... the veet mouse and all the stupid deplorient creams... its soo bad!... they burned my skin and left my skin darker than my original skin tone.... i stopped using them!... waxing.. omg.. i did it several times.. and i hate it now.. omg.. i now have ingrown hair on my legs so its pretty hard to shave my legs completely now w/o seeing black spots. And as for bikini waxing.. i can't even do that.. cuz my pubic hair is ingrown and its gonna hurt like a b*tch!... my hair down there is really thick... the roots pretty big... i can't do waxing!.. cant' wait to get laser hair removal tho...but do u guys no how much it is?

 

[z.cesca]

I lived in the US most of my life, so if any of you live in Boston or Miami, I know wonderful places there! I started off doing regular bikini waxing then "upgraded" to Brazilian bikini... LOVE IT. You need to get someone who is GOOD thought. They have techniques to ease the shock and pain of the procedure...otherwise I think I would never do it again. My mom tried laser and liked it, but she did say it was painful... and they won't do it in the more intimate region that Brazilian bikini covers. I have extremely sensitive skin, so I try not to mess around with hair removal cremes.

 

[z.cesca]

I totally agree.They say it catches odours(Hey that's the reason men and women are attracted to each other...body odours... animals included) Clean is the way I keep it.Shave it all and Bidex Intima in the shower.

Funny story: the first time I did a Brazilian my waxing lady told me to be careful when using public restrooms. I thought it was obvious since I wouldn't want to catch any diseases by sitting on a public toilet, but then she explained to me that since I got the hair removed down there, when you relieve yourself, the hair won't be there to guide the pee down... I never thought about it but she was right. You end up having to sort of "aim" or it will go all over the place (when squatting)! That was the most random thing I heard yet it was so true.

 

[anhphan]

uhh... wat areas do the brazillian wax cover neways?

 

[z.cesca]

regular bikini plus a little between your legs... it all depends on what you want done. Think tiny Brazilian bikinis... and how little that covers. Some people just leave a line, others leave more. It's really up to you, but from what I heard, Brazilian usually calls for the removal of hair between your legs.

 

[AlmostFamous]

Funny story: the first time I did a Brazilian my waxing lady told me to be careful when using public restrooms. I thought it was obvious since I wouldn't want to catch any diseases by sitting on a public toilet, but then she explained to me that since I got the hair removed down there, when you relieve yourself, the hair won't be there to guide the pee down... I never thought about it but she was right. You end up having to sort of "aim" or it will go all over the place (when squatting)! That was the most random thing I heard yet it was so true.

 

[paperTHINheartx]

do you have to be a specific age to get a wax done?

 

[z.cesca]

do you have to be a specific age to get a wax done?

I don't think so...

 

[rhiannonmars]

I want to laser it all off. I shave it all now.

 

[z.cesca]

good tip for ingrown hairs caused from shaving: Neutrogena Men Skin Clearing Astringent After Shave... stings a bit at first, but worked for me!

 

[coke]

someone asked where to get Tend skin, and you can get it at Sephora for $20

 

[callisto]

Mine isn't really a bush.. it's just short and there. Not a problem with bikinis either. Sooo, don't really bother. I'm guessing there was like a poll or something on here, cuz I don't see one...

 

[A la mode]

Does anyone know if Vaniqa works for the bikini area?

 

[laineybugz]

Ouch!

My friend sent me this email following a discussion we had at lunchtime about bikini waxes!Absolutely hilarious!I actually laughed out loud when I read it




YIKKKKEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


>
> Only a woman can laugh at this. No one else would dare! Hope you
enjoy!
>
> This has to be one of the funniest and most god-awful scenarios I have
> ever heard of... Bless this woman!!!
>
> All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy,
> painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now.... The
> Wax!!
>
> My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home; fix
> dinner; played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring
> painfully in my mind for the next few hours; "Maybe I should pull the
> wax out of the medicine cabinet?"
>
> So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of
those
> cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips
> together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart,
> press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off! No
> muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no girly, girl, but
am
> mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out.
>
> *YA THINK!!!*
>
> So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each
> together,
>
> stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the
> hairdryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end (Oh, how
> this phrase haunts me!). I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the
skin
> around it tight and pull. OK... So it wasn't the best feeling, but it
> wasn't too bad. I can do this!!! Hair removal no longer eludes me!!
I
> am She-Ra, fighter of all wayward body hair and smooth skin
> extraordinaire!!
>
> With my next wax strip, I move "north". A fter checking on the kids, I
> sneak back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting
> championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.
>
> Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side
of
> the bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching
> down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip). I
> inhale deeply and brace myself....
>
> RRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
>
> I'm Blind!!!!! Blinded from pain!!!!!!... OH DEAR GOD !!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Im making noises that only dogs can hear ..
>
> Vision slowly returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off
> half of the strip. S**T!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP...
>
> Everything is swirly and spotted . I cannot breath or speak - I have
> forgotten how ..
>
> Do I hear crashing drums?????
>
> Wait a few minutes and I'm back to normal (nearly) After all this I
want
> to see my trophy !!! - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt that has
> caused me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory
> that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no
hair
> on it! Where is the hair?? WHERE IS THE WAX? Slowly I ease my head
> down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair... The hair
that
> should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S**T!!! I run my
> fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered
in
> cold wax and matted hair.
>
> Then I make the next BIG mistake . . . . . . .
>
> Remember, my foot is still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to
> do something, so I put my foot down.
>
> DAMN!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door.
>
> Vagina? Sealed shut!
>
> Butt?? Sealed shut!!!
>
> I penguin walk around the bathroom, trying to figure out what to do
and
> think to myself, "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head
may
> pop off."
>
> Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can
> stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the
wax
> should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??
>
> WRONG!!!!
>
> I get in the tub - The water is slightly hotter than then that used to
> torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.
>
> Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued
> together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of
> the tub. In scalding hot water!! (Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold
> wax)
>
> So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!!! God bless the man what
> convinced me I should have a phone in the bathroom! !! I call my
friend,
> thinking surely she's waxed before and has come secret of how to get
me
> undone. It's a very good conversation starter, "So my butt and who-ha
> are stuck to the bottom of the tub!
>
> There is a slight pause. She doesn't have a secret trick, but does try
> to hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax
is
> located.
>
> "Are we talking buttock cheek or is it covering - you know -
> Everywhere(cringe factor 20000 at this point) ?"
>
> She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the
rundown
> and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YEAH
> RIGHT!!!!!! I should be the 'butt' of someone else's work-night jokes.
>
> While we go through various solutions, I resort to scraping the wax
off
> with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies
> covered in hot wax, gl ued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water,
and
> then dry shaving the sticky wax off!!!
>
> By now, the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I
> slip into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me and
my
> hand reaches towards the saving grace...The lotion they give you to
> remove the excess wax.
>
> What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY
> GOD!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of
> my friend, but I really don't care!!
>
> "IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend
> and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and
> then notice, to my grief and despair...
>
> THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> So, I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.
>
> Next week I'm going to try hair colour . . . . . . .
>
>
>
>

 

[anhphan]

good tip for ingrown hairs caused from shaving: Neutrogena Men Skin Clearing Astringent After Shave... stings a bit at first, but worked for me!

uhh.. so .. wat exactly does it do???... i need something for my ingrown hair on my legs!