‘Hills’ in Tents: Lauren and Whitney at Mara Hoffman?
Thought Anne Hathaway sitting in
Erin Fetherston's front row yesterday was exciting? Well, rumor has it that this afternoon, the
real celebrities will arrive: Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port from
The Hills. Oh yes. The pair will supposedly be working at the Mara Hoffman show at 2 p.m., according to Fashionista, which also predicts the girls will work for the L.A.-based label when they
finish up at Teen Vogue.
There are no official predictions as to what the duties the duo might be performing for Hoffman, but duh — we already know
exactly what they'll be doing: Lauren will be Fluster Captain, huffing about looking like a scared, wet dog while fetching things for models and other
faux-intimidating b*tches who are slightly senior than her. Meanwhile, Whitney will be Captain of the Slightly Senior b*tches, while somehow managing to avoid being a b*tch herself. And when it's all over and they share a limo back to the airport, their ironclad friendship will remind us all that fashion doesn't work with split seams.
God, we can't wait to get to the tents. —
Amy Odell