The Hills

[Party_Vixen]

^ Me too !

 

[colourmefashion]

its sad when your girlfriends sister, mother, and former boss tells you how big of a douche bag you are
get the hint spencer and scram.

whitney was so cute this episode.

 

[alsa]

sorry but are we supposed to believe that Lauren actually does any work for Kelly Cutrone's (sp) company? I mean its so funny how in last night's episode she says she needs to fly Whitney and Lauren to NY to help with the shows ASAP... Im sure Lauren was there for the 10 minutes that they needed to film it all.

 

[stateofbliss]

sorry but are we supposed to believe that Lauren actually does any work for Kelly Cutrone's (sp) company? I mean its so funny how in last night's episode she says she needs to fly Whitney and Lauren to NY to help with the shows ASAP... Im sure Lauren was there for the 10 minutes that they needed to film it all.

From what I've heard, neither Whitney or Lauren really worked at PR. The same goes for Heidi and Audrina - they just film at Bolthouse and Epic. Bolthouse and Heidi have both admitted this. Whitney and Lauren were both there to film them working at the fashion show. A bunch of blogs posted about it and both girls came in together and left together.

All these girls got their "jobs" courtesy of MTV. Not because of their actual work experience. Whitney and Lauren both have fashion lines. Do you think they'd have time to work at PR, film The Hills, work on their lines, and do all the other crap they have to? Heidi wouldn't have the time for all those daytime staged candids if she were actually working at her job.

 

[Princess2008]

Last night was good, whitney and lauren are so cute together. Cannot wait for the city.

 

[plumaffair]

Whitney's probably the least annoying person on the show. Hope she finds success with her show!

 

[stateofbliss]

Gawker.com recap of latest Hills episode:

Last night might have been the saddest episode of The Hills that I've ever seen. This is saying a lot because there have been many, many (most?) sad episodes of this dreamy, listless reality romp through sun-soaked corners of lonely Los Angeles. But last night... Well, I guess it was really one moment. One terrible, shattering moment of realization and yearning and desperation worthy of Chekhov. The rest of the episode was silly and dismal in its own right, too. Wander the empty, echoing halls with me after the jump. When the episode began, Lauren and Whitney were working for Kelly Cutrone, who was barking at a scared looking Asian girl to get off the damn phone already. "Stop doing business, we're trying to do business here!" Whitney bulge-eyed her way through the meeting and Lauren smirked next to her. The good news? They were going "Back To New York"! The bad news? They were going back to New York, which meant dumb male models and the depressing realization that, when there are reality cameras around, people in New York can be just as dumb and lamely be-hatted as Angelenos. One world!

Whitney is essentially a golden-brown Cornish game hen made animate, so she dimly clucked her way through the fashion job, ogle-eying mens in their undahpantz and having blah conversations with Alex, the smooth-faced young model with whom she had a rendezvous several episodes ago. But alas, there were not sparks. Not between Whitney and Alex—she ended up kinda ditching him at bar and making it with an Australian, slightly more talkative version of Justin-Bobby—and certainly not between Whitney and, well, us. This was like, a preview for her new show, right? I've always liked Whitney for playing the strange and moose-ish supporting role to Lauren's lead blonde. She made all those funny facial expressions and said "shopping" like "shoppink" and we all sort of chuckled with/at her. But having her be in the lead... Well, it kinda just showcases how shallow and maybe, really, not all that smart she is. Which is too bad. I had hopes for her.

Meanwhile, in the Dust Bowl of sincerity and cheer that is the Heidi/Spencer household, the miserable couple was griping and grunting about Heidi being fired from her silly PR job. She got fired last week for being drunk and, essentially, being Spencer's girlfriend. So that was sad. The scene was this: Heidi was posed at the nightstand, Spencer was on the bed. So it was basically Cat On a Hot Tin Roof except Heidi wasn't trying to get Spencer to sex her, and Spencer isn't a closeted gay with a broken leg, he's just an *******. But still. They got to talking about how she got fired and she said she had to work on her resume and Spencer said that she could put him down as a reference. I'll tell them that you're the best employee I've ever had, he said to her. And then that was it. Just right after that was the saddest moment ever aired on The Hills. A brief, but not brief enough, stricken look of infinite abysmal sadness crossed Heidi's face. A haunting manifestation of feeling lost and utterly alone. Really, for a second, the world ended.

A murder of crows streaked across the sky, the Earth rumbled with the hum of a million Tuvan throat singers, and our giving but stern Creator turned His/Her baleful countenance upon us as if to say "no more, no more pain ever again." We all climbed to the top of a mountain to watch it all happen—Doug the Burrito Heir was there, and so was Brody, and Jen Bunny, and Kristin from Laguna, and Lauren's foot-faced sister, and the parents! they were there!, and everyone we've ever known and loved and hated and been sad about were all there. We all stood at the top of the mountain as the skies turned deep red and a great wind whipped up and suddenly there was a flood and a famine and a plague and an earthquake and a tornado and a hurricane all at the same time and we shut our eyes tight and held hands and knew it was going to end and then—

Well, then the moment passed and Heidi put her Stupid Face back on and she and Spencer were normal enough again. They went to a blue-lit party that was for something called the Ultra Mat™, which is a mat that is far superior to other mats. You can use it for all your mat needs, and then some. And wouldn't you know who was at the party???? Heidi's old boss! Despite her meek protestations (Heidi is, by now, a black belt at these) Spencer went up to consult with the dude and say... I'm not sure. "Yo man, we're not sorry about what happened. It just... happened." Brent Bolthouse (or whatever) was very funny and basically said "I don't know you, I don't want to know you ever, so **** off." Spencer lurched away and Heidi scooped the tiny remaining almond of her dignity up off the ground and went to talk to Bolt Brenthouse herself. "I'm so sorry, I can't control Spencer, anyway I understand... so... can I have a job again?" House Boltbrent said "maybe," basically and gave her some very sage advice about how Spencer is a piece of **** and she needs to stop surrounding herself with people who are pieces of ****. She, most likely, will not take the advice to heart.

So that was basically it. Some more sad Heidi **** is happening next week, involving her Chipper sister Holly, who might be moving in with Lauren. Sigh. As much as Heidi's an odious fame wh*re, she's clearly miserable while doing it. And no one, not anyone, deserves Spencer. He is the poorest excuse for a man ever forged in the dank, shadowy recesses of deepest Cedars Sinai. And, if we're to believe the brief vision we received last night, he will bring about the end of time.

Let's hope it's sooner rather than later.

 

[erinclaire86]

A girl I went to uni with has a cameo in the NY episode. We studied PR and she did her internship with Peoples Revolution in NY, which was a pretty big deal seeing as our course is in Melbourne, Australia... coincidentally she was there the same time as the hills girls. Can't wait to see the ep!

 

[Zposen]

I knew there would be a 5th season... MTV was not going to let go of its #1 money maker so easily. This might be the last though... I am actually ambivalent about the whole thing since the producers ruined the show starting w/ that extended season 3. Hopefully they have it come back on August 2009 ... allowing more time to film and build storylines... not too mention allowing the viewers to miss the show.

Audrina Patridge: The Hills Will Return for a Fifth Season

November 14, 2008

With shooting of the fourth season of The Hills about to wrap in a few weeks, Audrina Patridge, 23, is addressing speculation about the show’s future.
“There is going to be a fifth season,” Patridge tells PEOPLE. “We just found out.”
Patridge, who recently filmed the thriller Sorority Row with Rumer Willis, adds that — despite all the drama — she and her costars have a good time filming the show: “We have fun with each other and we’ve stuck it out this long, so we might as well do another one.”
But Patridge admits that the cast’s divergent interests have made filming difficult.
“At one point, all of us were like, ‘No, we don’t want to do another season,’” she says. “I wanted to do more movies, and Whitney moved to New York and she’s doing her own spin-off. And Lauren’s dating [My Boys actor] Kyle [Howard] but he can’t be on the show because he’s on another show, so that makes it hard.”
Something else that wasn’t easy: Recent buzz that Conrad had a fling with Patridge’s sometime-boyfriend Justin Bobby.
“It was really hard — one of his best friends that told me that, and I called Lauren and she hangs up on me,” Patridge says of the rumor, which turned out to be false. “And then once I sat them down and talked to them, I was like, ‘Okay, this is all I needed!’ You’ll see it on the show. It was very emotional.” – Beth Perry

people.com

 

[Princess2008]

Happy for the next season!!!!

 

[Zposen]

We just wanted to give you a big ol' close-up of J.B. You're welcome.Photo: Courtesy of MTV

Yesterday it was announced that The Hills will return for a fifth season, about which we have mixed feelings. On the one hand: Yay, more Justin Bobby! On the other: Our best friend just told us she’s pregnant, our brother got married last weekend, and we’ll be recapping The Hills … until God knows when. A question to all our readers: When is one too old to recap (or watch, for that matter) an MTV show made for teenagers? In two and half years we’ll be 30 — gasp! — after which we may announce our retirement. [Ed: Don't you even think about it, Rosenblum. These b*tches will be with you forever.] For now, though, on with the show...
This week, Whitney and Lauren are hard at fake-work at People’s Revolution when Lauren reveals the interesting tidbit that Heidi’s sister, Holly, who was recently booted from Speidi’s apartment, has been staying in Audrina’s former slave quarters. Whitney weighs in that after such maltreatment Holly doesn’t owe Heidi “any-thin-k,” and Lauren’s expressive eyes agree.
Meanwhile, Justin Bobby and Audrina are taking a romantic walk in Venice Beach — the west side, “my side,” says J.B. — and the lovers sashay past tattoo parlors and dirty surfers. Audrina is wearing a midriff-baring shirt that’s very 1996, and J.B.’s wearing a sweater that may or may not be purposefully ripped (he is a mysterious man). They make plans to go to Mexico, and Justin reflects on the landscape: “There’s something Zenful about it. The sunsets are nice, too.” Oh, Justin, you’re so cute when you make up words!
But Audrina shouldn't be so easily wooed, notes her sister Casey — who is full of wisdom, in spite of her unfortunately wide-set alien eyes. She tells Audrina that she shouldn’t trust Justin, given his shady past behavior. “When it’s good for him, he’s all about it,” says Casey. Or, as the great Roberta Flack would say, “I love him now, it’s true; he likes me, yes, no more than that.” Sing it, sister.
Later on at dinner, Justin Bobby, wearing his uniform of a leather jacket and dorky hat, gives Audrina a gift! It’s a white shirt she wanted, and he tells her to wear it without a bra. If that’s not love, we’ve don’t know what is. “It’s all about growing up — living and learning,” he says, Zenfully.
Now on to Heidi and her job search: We’re going to get through this quickly, because it’s a BORING and STUPID plotline. Heidi and Spencer get into a fight because she blames him for Holly's leaving and the loss of her job (both legit claims). Heidi and her big ol’ cross head over to Bolthouse to beg Slimy Sam for her job back. Surprise! He rehires her. Then big-mouth Stephanie ruins the moment of joy by telling Heidi and Spencer that Holly is staying at Lauren’s. Spencer, wisely, blames Heidi’s "stalker mom." The end!
Next week. Lauren hooks up with Justin Bobby! NOOOOOOOOOO. Then she cries, probably because he smelled so bad from not showering for three years.
And now, our Unequivocal Hills Reality Index:
As Real As Spencer Is Bored All Day
• The fact that Lo tells Holly that she doesn’t have to clean while she stays at their house. They obviously have some servant who does that for them.
• Audrina tells J.B. that she’s never dated a guy her age; if we’ve seen one dirty-old-man wh*re, we’ve seen them all.
• J.B.’s toothbrush. Even though we don’t get to see it, we believe it’s at Aud’s house, in all its grungy glory.
As Fake As Lo’s Hospitality
• Holly’s decision to move into Lauren’s house. Uh-huh.
• Heidi’s employment. Too annoying to address.
• Heidi’s cleavage during her "meeting." Well, the cleavage is real; the breast-eses are not.

nymag.com

 

[colourmefashion]

i actually missed the episode on monday, and surprisingly i dont care

 

[Manuva]

Is this episode online anywhere other than MTV or Amazon? None of the links on sidereel work...:/

 

[Princess2008]

This last episode as boring but next week looks soooo good.

 

[misstiz]

Is this episode online anywhere other than MTV or Amazon? None of the links on sidereel work...:/

surfthechannel.com has it

 

[Manuva]

^Fantastic, thank you

 

[FASHIONLOVA]

am so happy there s a fifth season.
am watching reruns everyday on mtv and it s crazy how spencer was such a jerk with heidi in season 1 yet she stayed with him

 

[colourmefashion]

I give them a little more than a year

As PerezHilton.com was the first to report, Heidi Montag and her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, "just" eloped in Mexico!

And, now, we have ALL the wedding details!!!!

The couple didn't actually "just" elope - Speidi got married on November 20th and they were able to keep the wedding secret until we exclusively broke the news.

Pratt and Montag wed at the One & Only Palmilla Resort, just outside Cabo San Lucas.
The ceremony was held on the beach. And, it wasn't planned.

Speidi were on vacation in Mexico and decided to marry on a whim - or so they'd like us to believe! They probably hatched this scheme all along as a way to make money by selling the wedding pictures!!!!

There were no family members present for the ceremony, which lasted only 15 minutes.

Arriba!

"The minute we said our vows, I couldn't stop crying," Hills star Heidi Montag says of our eloping with Spencer Pratt in Mexico.

PerezHilton.com was the first media outlet in the world to break the news of their nuptials.

These famewhores, we love them!!!!!

both perez

 

[Princess2008]

^It was filmed most likely, lolol.

 

[colourmefashion]

thats probably the only reason theyre doing a season 5.


how is whitney going to be in s5 if shes off in NY with her show ?