- neon colors, especially pink
- Something "cutesy" like with a picture of a kitten and a heart on it, this should have pink and/or sparkles
- Animal prints and low cut top
- Blue glitter eyeshadow
- Curly hair, blonde with thick platnum highlights and black roots
- Jeans with "sexy" rips all over the thighs, and make them white or light blue stonewashed with a really narrow ankle!
- Uggs or big cowgirl boots
- A very ugly, very fake, LV monogrammed bag
- An ipod in a pink fuzzy case
- A shirt with a ridiculous saying on it that actually puts me down. Or maybe this slogan should be on my butt.
- Tiny cell phone that flashes and plays a pop song really loudly when it goes off. It goes off constantly because I've paid someone to call me every 3 minutes. I proceed to talk on it loudly. "You did not. You did NOT!!!!"
- I have to walk with an exaggerated swagger. Watch out to my right and my left because I've taken the catwalk walk and mixed it up with the "first time on a boat and I don't have any sealegs" walk all at once.
But someone else has to pay for all this crap because I would never waste my $$ on any of that!!