Thefrenchy
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^I may be wrong but, The Row is not made to be crazy creative. They aim at offering high-quality basics, and that's what I see everytime.
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i think if you took the pieces apart, they stand alone as well made high quality basics that are trendless....
as timeless as a potatoe sack
careful, many say the same about celine basics...
oh wow
i never knew the Olsens design for the Amish and Quiverfull people
A hausfrau shift and spinster skirt will take you from day to night. Milk the cows in the morning, go to the market with Papa in the afternoon, then help Mama hang-dry the laundry and prepare supper in the evening without ever having to change out of this versatile outfit
There’s no way Hezekiah Porter won’t ask you to dance at the 5th Annual Cornflower and Baked Potato Spring Fling Dance when he sees you in this saucy number.
You can be sexy and classy –not to mention look 20lbs heavier-- with this virginal white blouse and long wool skirt. If your milkshakes don’t bring all the local Puritan boys to your yard then the scandalous sight of your ankles and perceived heft of your childbearing hips in this outfit surely will.
Need to look a foot shorter? This figure-busting dress will do the trick. It will also reaffirm your chastity when the villagers start to whisper about your wild, ankle–bearing ways and all the milkshake-drinking boys loitering in your yard.
This practical number will aid you in feigning innocence while you are in the courtroom being tried for heresy. You'll want to look completely devoid of sexuality. This outfit will help considerably.
If that outfit doesn’t work try this.
So you’ve been found guilty of heresy and and are pretty much screwed. Why not go out with a bang? The sight of your butch sweater and pants will be a great final "screw you" to the judgmental villagers as they watch you go up in flames on the pyre.