Oh dear lord, sooo many.

But most recently:
- A gorgeous pair of nude cork wedge sandals from ZARA, back in my phase when I bought shoes that were too small for me, because it's impossible to find them in my size. Needless to say I haven't worn them once and am still trying to sell them.

- A sweatshirt blazer. I mean, WHAT was I thinking? It was weird looking ... My best friend who was with me when I bought it even told me I would regret it and she mocks me to this day about it.

Of course, it's in someone else's hands now!
- When I was about 15, I bought ... A pair of yellow and blue Paul Frank shorts with monkeys all over them. I can't even ... I mean, there is no excuse. Don't banish me from this forum.

- A pair of 13 cm taupe suede wedges. Wore them once and fell three times, hilariously, because people were dying of laughter (and I was dying of shame).
I am proclaiming myself the queen of worst buys ever. I have to purge my closet three times a year. I'm a terrible shopper.

But it's getting better!