What to wear when you're nouveau riche

[Sephora_Socialite]

Cavalli Top & Sunglasses
Versace Pants
Valentino Belt
Vuitton Bag & Logo Necklace
Blahniks'
Harry Winston BLING

Oh and I can't forget my Chiwawa and 90 yr old husband!

Okay I saw a old lady dressed like this (zebra shirt, some funky pants like yours posted, a grey fur vest, a flower bandana under a jean cap with huge aviator glasses with that Vuitton with the stupid animal print(is it a dalamatian like print? dunno) and half colored monogram on black).

Saw her at Williams Sonoma while I was looking for stemless wine glasses.

We ran into a fab designer friend there and he started making animal sounds and mentions of adding a Safari feel to the dining when she came near us

I thought that these were funny jokes, but I've never thought something THIS BAD actually existed...

 

[Sephora_Socialite]

EDIT- For some reason the pic doesn't want to attach

I'll post when the pic is working....

 

[Sephora_Socialite]

Night Out

On Her

Paper Denim&Cloth Jeans
Tube Top borrowed from Paris (who needs a realy shirt anyways? Plus this shows off the new tummy tuck!)
Dior Jaquard Clutch
Dior Boots
Dior Gold and Woven Bracelet
Dior Ring
Juicy Couture Charm Bracelet ( BFF Bracelet!!)
Kabbalah Red String Bracelet (Everyone Hollywood wears it)
Kabbalah Water ( Water is better holy)

On Dog
Trixie and Peanut Chinese Dress
Matching Dior Gold and Woven bracelet

 

[iconemod]

A Baaeehlaennnciaaeeegeeiiii ruveau niche :

 

[iconemod]

A Baaeehlaennnciaaeeegeeiiii ruveau niche :

 

[pucci_mama]

I love balenciaga but mixing it up like that is just...

 

[emma_leigh]

These all look like one of the incognito costume sequences on Alias. (Jennifer Garner.) I can hear the theme music now.

I LOVE that show!!

 

[jssy4eva]

ok...i am gonna look soooooooo hot.......

Dior Bikini (worn as underwear)

Dior Rasta Sweater

Dior Rasta Logo Pants

Dior Rasta Bag

Dior Rasta Wedge

 

[BrothaG]

You guys are great! So much fun to come up with all these sick outfits. I'll try to post a new one soon.

 

[MsSweets]

LMAOOOOOO

 

[lola belle]

This thread is genius.

I'm dressing up my fifty something nouveau riche with a bad fake blonde bob, tanorexic wrinkly leather skin, bright pink lip gloss, botoxed eyes, and terribly fake boobs trying to hang on to her youth like the last life boat off the Titanic. And, in the spirit of colder weather, she will be skiing in Aspen.

She would wear ...

http://images.eluxury.com/assets_server/product/10803288/p10803288_ph_hero.jpg

this top underneath

This classy rhinestoned hoodie, but because it's so cold out she's going to have to wear

this vest to keep her warm.

This wholesome, mom-appropriate g-string would be pulled high above the rise of these

even though they are held up by

this.

Louis Vuitton. Of course, she is a Dior Diva as well.

These earrings go perfectly with the staple of everything MILF, Uggs:

But, the sun is bright in December, so she has to protect her eyes with

these.

The Uggs are from shopbop.com, the shades are from ewanted.com, and everything else is from eluxury.

And scene.

 

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Thanks for resurrecting this thread, great thread.

Hmm...just came up with a pretty good one, inspired by Pharrell:

Black cap w/ the words 'Bathing Ape' in white, letters like the 'New York City' t-shirts
Louis Vuitton X Pharrell X Nigo 'Millionaire' sunglasses
Grey hoodie sweatshirt w/ "Shark" face embroidery on hood - Bathing Ape
White Baby Milo t-shirt
Bespoke 7-year distress finish jeans, dyed w/ natural vegetable indigo - 45 RPM
Pink camo sneakers - Bapesta (X N.E.R.D. collaboration...?)

 

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and another one, just because I'm bored:

Black cashmere crewneck sweater w/ Kaws graphic - Lucien Pellat-Finet X Kaws for Colette meets Comme des Garcons
Dark blue baggy raw denim jeans w/ 'wave' embroidery on back pocket - Red Monkey
White Air-Force one style sneakers - Louis Vuitton

haha that outfit is so simple but it's like a $4000+ outfit. Crazy.

 

[Fade to Black]

O.K., this is a lot more addictive than I thought...

Black tuxedo jacket w/ embroidery of '3 wolves' on back - Dior Homme
Black cotton t-shirt w/ lurex threads woven in for sparkly effect - Dior Homme
'Bleu Clair' distressed jeans from S/S 04 - Dior Homme
White sneakers - Kris van Assche for Adidas

 

[Pinky*]

Where i part-time, I see more of these types of people than I'd like..

One of my favourites was a rather overweight woman wearing head to toe pink monogrammed Dior on white denim. The bulging tank, the rippling denim jacket with crystal studded buttons, altered-to-be-tapered jeans, wedge sandals again in the same theme, and..

are you exhausted yet?

dior logo crystal studded earrings, dior logo bracelet, belt, and ring. Dior logo charm on her bag, dior logo wallet.. My co-worker and I was having a lot of fun just counting how many dior logos we could find..

finally to top it all off, she was showing off her new purchase of a Dior lipgloss ring.. I could never quite forget that.. I wouldn't be surprised if she had a Dior logo tattooed on her body somewhere..

 

[BrothaG]

AMAZING.. you've all made this topic brilliant!! Keep 'em coming

Dior Iquito's denim logo print jacket, with matching Dior pants

Dior denim logo Platform wedges, with Fendi logo sunglasses

Chilly weather, so the huge PUCCI scarf will come in the Dior denim "BIRKIN" bag

 

[brian]

hot night on the town...

- la perla bustier
- versace polkadot capris
- dior denim mules with metal c & d charms
- louis vuitton multicolore shirley clutch

 

[maraschin0]

BrothaG and Brian, you two are the best at this!! These are too funny...keep them coming ;]

 

[kathyjeanc]

chanel purses and badgley mischka dresses....everyday

 

[Pinky*]

lets not forget these..

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