Worst song/lyrics you've ever heard

I’m only going higher, higher, I’m gonna take it higher, higher
No time for looking back, I dream and that’s a fact, I’m only going higher, higher, higher.

Higher, higher, higher, higher, higher, higher, higher, higher

I’m only going higher, higher, I’m gonna take it higher, higher
No time for looking back, I dream and that’s a fact, I’m only going higher, higher, higher.

I’m only going higher, higher, I’m gonna take it higher, higher
No time for looking back, I dream and that’s a fact, I’m only going higher, higher, higher.

Feel the wind on your face, we frolic or race, we can go at your pace, pace, the power lifted me so I set me free.

Am I dreaming?

THAT'S THE ENTIRE LYRICS TO HEIDI MONTAG'S "HIGHER"...
9 LINES, COME ON!!!!!


the music video is even more ridiculous...so lame :yuk: yet hilarious as the same time
 
I'll post it.
 
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^ I think she took the corus literally, for someone to make a video like that LOL.
 
This thread has made my day! :rofl:

here's one:

"Aye,
You gotta step like this to be a Soulja Girl
You gotta step like that to be a Soulja Girl
Girl let me see you [Yuuuua]
Tell me you [Yuuuua]
You gotta walk it out, to be a Soulja Girl
Know what I'm talking 'bout to have Soulja Girl (Hey)
Girl let me see you
Tell me you [Yuuuua]"
-Soulja Girl by Soulja Boy (the name itself makes me laugh)

And basically all "rap" songs have the worst lyrics I've ever heard
 
"I’m only going higher"
I'm not even going to make a joke about this, telling from the video lol.
 
"My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok

I'm lazy, admit, work it's not for me
Busy doing nothing
I'm a beauty queen
I don't cook, I don't clean
They do it for me
I'm such a stupid girl
I keep my religion in a Gucci purse
Oh my god I just forgot the rest of this verse
Who cares? I never pass junior high
Was so hard
So what? "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zsneEp7ciM
 
(oo) boy's cheeky girls
(oo) girl's cheeky boys

(oo) boy's cheeky girls
(oo) girl's cheeky boys

(oo) boy's cheeky girls
(oo) girl's cheeky boys

(oo) boy's cheeky girls
(oo) girl's cheeky boys

never ever ask
where do you go

never ever ask
what do you do

never ever ask
whats in your mind

never ever ask
if you'l be mine

don't ask why
don't be shy
touch my bum
this is life

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boys
you are the cheeky boys

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

etc etc..........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3S1f_7dI4
 
The eloquent soulja boy :rolleyes:

Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
watch me roll
watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then superman dat hoe
Now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)

Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Superman dat hoe
Then watch me crank dat robocop
super fresh now watch me jock
jocking on them haterz man
When I do dat soulja boy
I lean to the left and crank dat dance
(now you)
I'm jocking on yo b*tch ***
and if we get the fightin
then I'm jockin on yo b*tch ***
you catch me at yo local party
yes I crank it everyday
haterz get mad cuz
"I got me some bathin apes"

I'm bouncin on my toe
watch me supersoak dat hoe
I'ma pass it to arab
then he gon pass it to the low (low)
haterz wanna be me
Soulja boy, I'm the man
They be lookin at my neck
sayin it's the rubberband man (man)
watch me do it (watch me do it)
dance (dance)
Let get to it (let get to it)
Nope, you cant do it like me
Hoe, so dont do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man, that **** was ugly

Soulja boy off in this hoe
watch me crank it
watch me roll
watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then superman dat hoe
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)

I'm to clean off this hoe
watch me crank it
watch me roll
watch me crank dat roosavelt
and supersoak dat hoe(x10)

I'm to fresh up in this b*tch
watch me shuffle
watch me jig
watch me crank my shoulder work
superman that b*tch

Soulja boy off in this hoe
watch me crank it
watch me roll
watch me crank dat soulja boy
then superman that hoe
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)
now watch me do
(crank dat soulja boy)

he needs to re-take grammar school.
 
Ay b*tch! wait til you see my d*ck
Wait til you see my d*ck
Ay b*tch! wait til you see my d*ck
Imma beat dat ***** up
Ay b*tch! wait til you see my d*ck
Wait you see my d*ck
Ay b*tch! wait til you see my d*ck
Imma beat dat ***** up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da ***** up, Beat da ***** up,
Beat da ***** up, Beat da ***** up,
Beat da ***** up, Beat da ***** up,
Beat da *****
Up, Beat da ***** up
 
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i cant believe those are the words to Heidi's song:shock: i was so mesmerized by the crap that is her video i bearly noticed the lyrics. And soulja boy has to be the biggest moron that song is ridiculous, evey time i saw the video i changed the channel
 
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