As much as people talk about appealing to an American audience, it's also a world where success is much admired. When the only thing on offer is constant whinging without impressive achievements to match, the world will tire of it soon enough, because it only builds up a picture of people who lose at every turn - massive failures.
Anyhow, we could be here all day with our many-splendoured opinions about our over-privileged royal betters - some dates for the next round of UK magazines:
Tatler - was out 5th Jan, haven't seen it yet
Elle - was out 5th Jan, saw it on sale in Sainsburys
Bazaar - due out 12 Jan
Cosmo - Feb-Mar issue is due out 17th Jan
Vogue - 24th Jan
Vanity Fair - 24th Jan
Red - Feb issue out now, March due 26th Jan
No release date given for GQ but Esquire will be out 9th Feb.
Wonderland will come out on 17th Jan, while Pop's spring-summer issue is listed for release on 17th March, no release date shown for the next issue of i-D, The Face or Dazed & Confused.