Jessica Simpson (September 2003 - July 2009)

[BellaVeloCouture]

Review:

Undressed!
Who Wears Short-Shorts?: Anyone who's watched "Newlyweds" knows that Jessica Simpson has a childlike innocence about her, but that doesn't mean she should appear in public in the adult version of a onesie. Nick Lachey's hotter half hits Cancun for MTV's Spring Break in a cleavage-enhancing, teeny-tiny green-and-white striped short-all, a fashion phrase we hope never to utter again. On the plus side, Jessica's new blonde extensions are fab, and keep her looking sexy even while sporting this high-riding Garanimal reject.

 

[tangerine]

I don't think it flatters her.

She has nice legs, though.

 

[MurakamiPrincess]

I don't think it flatters her either. It makes her look kind of chubby

 

[Erin]

Hmmm. Yikes.

Something about it looks cheap, trashy...

 

[tgp]

 

[christilynn]

She looks like she just got off a horse

 

[Meg]

I think it's cuuuuute. She was just chilling on the beach, the only place one get wear a onesie these days. hehe.

 

[goddess]

I definitely think thats really really cute!

 

[Belowen]

I'm more concerned about her shoes

 

[Luna]

She wore this during a show she hosted on MTV. I know because I watched it... I also noticed that she had a camel toe half of the time.

I had an outfit like this when I was little.. If i knew it would even be remotely in fashion now, I would have told my mom to hide it away somwhere good.

 

[Belowen]

Originally posted by luna@Mar 24th, 2004 - 11:04 am
I also noticed that she had a camel toe half of the time.

Eew.

 

[Marisa]

The shoes were terrible, but the outfit actually looked very cute on the MTV thing I saw.

 

[asta]

ewwwwwwwwwwww

hair extensions!

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Plumour]

 

[maricris]

Originally posted by luna@Mar 23rd, 2004 - 10:04 pm
I also noticed that she had a camel toe half of the time.

I almost spit out my drink as I read that!

Was at a strip club for a friend's party, and a dancer had on almost the exact same "onesie" but black and white

 

[TheSoCalledPrep]

That looks very comfortable. But it makes her look wide.

I think it would actually look better in black and white, maricris.

 

[P.Amber]

Originally posted by Belowen@Mar 23rd, 2004 - 9:02 pm
I'm more concerned about her shoes

yeah ewwwwwwww

 

[Kimkhuu]

Originally posted by Belowen@Mar 23rd, 2004 - 9:02 pm
I'm more concerned about her shoes

Me too!

She would have looked way cuter in white flip flops..... What was she thinking?

 

[tealady]

Originally posted by kimkhuu@Mar 24th, 2004 - 5:35 pm
What was she thinking?

Thinking?

 

[vintage_princess]

the shorts are too short.....they make her thighs look chunky.