Katie Holmes gives birth

[masquerade]

You guys heard about the placenta thing, too?

my parents just told me. i thought they were joking, but they said he was joking when he said that, but it still shows how weird he is

 

[Miss Dalloway]

Hallelujah!!! Can we stop talking about them now? (Wishful thinking, I know... )

Yeah please stop talking about them its going way to far and weird!

 

[mg79]

It's a Girl...Called Suri

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=221379&GT1=7701

 

[TopofNewYork]

I bet it's going to be one cute baby girl.

 

[sonjanicky29]

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=221379&GT1=7701

All joking aside congrats to them.I thought it would be a girl.I think it will a very pretty baby.Suri is such a beautiful name too.

 

[masquerade]

according to pinkisthenewblog

Tuesday, April 18, 2006
DON'T SPEAK! Katie Pops
People.com is reporting that Katie Holmes has given birth to the demonspawn child of Tom Cruise today. The hatchling is female and has been named Suri Xenu L. Ronnette Holmes-Cruise.

Looks like Tom will be dining on placenta for dinner tonight ... further deets tomorrow.

but its a joke

seriously.

The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.

"Both mother and daughter are doing well," Robinson said in a prepared statement.

The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or in Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said.

The baby was born in Los Angeles but Robinson did not disclose the exact location.

cnn.com

 

[brian]

You forgot that they need to find a replacement baby before any pics can be taken , because shes faking her pregnancy remember..?

......

 

[URIAH]

you know....he may be right about something....i'll be you all that if you faked a pregnancy and then had fake post partum depression, i bet vitamins really would fix it....

 

[NOE]

Oh man, I was at the gym watchng CNN when they announced it. The news dude said: Can we have the address of the hospital so I can send them a sympathy card?

Anyhow, we should totally have a pool for when the pics are realeased. I would have guessed they'd have the baby on a Sunday or Monday, leaving just enought time for People and US weekly to make it their cover story.

 

[laurlaur]

The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or in Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said.

Suri's a nice name. It's original, but not completely stupid. I like the meaning too.

 

[chanel-amor]

oh i can't wait to see pictures of this baby the name suri is pretty original too.

 

[sirene]

Funny; I was just reading something about the whole placenta deal!

 

[laurlaur]

Funny; I was just reading something about the whole placenta deal!

I read that too. It was from the Sun, the least credible tabloid in the world.

 

[PoppyAzura]

Suri is a v. pretty name

 

[Amo_Armani]

I am hereby starting the rumour that she was still never really pregnant. They just adopted an infant and will wait until it grows up a bit to present it to the world. It's hard to tell the difference between a 6 month old and a 9 month old!

 

[sirene]

I do like that name.

 

[Vans]

It's about time....Hallelujah!

 

[doublefeature]

Katie Holmes gives birth to... a pillow!

But kidding aside, Suri is a pretty name. I think it also means 'pickpocket' in japanese..

 

[eternitygoddess]

Finally!!!

I wonder if it was a silent birth.

 

[DreamsAreMade]

Congrats....I guess.....

I'm goin' against popular opinion and saying I really don't like the name Suri. Blah....