Kim Kardashian (please put all Kim news here)

[cestmagique]

OMG you are so right, per usual! Everything that is wrong with the world is Kim's fault. The famine in Africa, earthquake in Japan, war in the middle-east, all her fault.

That's a misdirect. You don't think it's a little ridiculous that she's having her big bedazzled wedding and selling it piece by piece while the rest of the country may be going into a recession, and millions of people are hoping against hope that they'll still have a job at the end of the year? Obviously I'm not saying she shouldn't get married just because there are negative world events going on, but I'm so sick of hearing about this random pointless person who apparently has absolutely nothing to offer, especially at times when there's such doom and gloom everywhere. The contrast between 'Kim world' and the real world is severe to the point that it's laughable. She's not even a good frivolous distraction; she's just a boring materialistic fame wh*re.

 

[Edita]

Pippa-inspired bridesmaids, THREE wedding dresses

Bride wore Vera Wang gown with full tulle skirt, basque waist and Chantilly lace appliqué
Bridesmaids wore ivory gowns described as 'very Pippa'
Celebrities among the 440 guests included Ryan Seacrest, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne
Tribute to Kim's late father Robert Kardashian in order of service
Kourtney Kardashian has a near-stumble on the aisle while walking with her ring bearer son Mason
Soul singer Robin Thicke sang for the newlyweds' first dance
Wolfgang Puck's wedding breakfast included buffalo mozzarella and tomato salad, roast chicken and summer truffles, followed by a black and white chocolate and vanilla wedding cake.

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[Edita]

Kris Jenner

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[Edita]

Kim

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[MyNameIs]

Gotta gives the Kardashian's snaps for their business savvy. They have milked every minute of Kim's infamy and are laughing all the way to the bank.

Yepp. As much as I don't get people's fascination with them, I give them props for making a fortune from it.

Also, L.M.A.O. at Kris Jenner's dress.

 

[Edita]

Yes, right there are very smart and clever!

 

[Aoedele]

Her mom wore a wedding like dress? OMG, that should be an interesting part of the wedding special! I wonder how rude they were to her? I cringe every time they mistreat their mom, I know its TV, but they could be more respectful to her and Bruce. They don't realize how lucky they are to have a mom.

That's a misdirect. You don't think it's a little ridiculous that she's having her big bedazzled wedding and selling it piece by piece while the rest of the country may be going into a recession, and millions of people are hoping against hope that they'll still have a job at the end of the year? Obviously I'm not saying she shouldn't get married just because there are negative world events going on, but I'm so sick of hearing about this random pointless person who apparently has absolutely nothing to offer, especially at times when there's such doom and gloom everywhere. The contrast between 'Kim world' and the real world is severe to the point that it's laughable. She's not even a good frivolous distraction; she's just a boring materialistic fame wh*re.

Why shouldn't she spend her money any which way she wants? If she wants a big ol' tacky wedding, go for it! I don't get begrudging others of their wealth and frivolity. If she doesn't give back, its on her not us. Just because we are in hard economic times doesn't mean everything should be all doom and gloom, does it?

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[Edita]

Guests @ the Weeding

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[Aoedele]

Its a reality show stars reunion!

ETA--True story, I had a dream on Thursday night that I was a guest at her wedding and wore a red dress, and was thrown out. Funny thing, I didn't even know her theme was black/white for all her guest to wear. I wished I had dreamed of winning lottery numbers!

 

[Spiral1532]

I was already sick of the constant media coverage in the weeks and days leading up to the wedding. But now, I'm curious to see the tv footage and the pictures. Can't wait till tomorrow when all of that will hit the airwaves.

 

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Kris Humphries' Soul Officially Belongs To The Kardashians Now

You know, I think what's going on in that picture is that somebody with the cocktail bill asked Kris Humphries what 20% of $250 is. Your brain freezes from drinking a Slurpee too fast. Kris' brain freezes from simple math. Or maybe Kris has a special sense that tells him when a Kim Kardashian fart has just entered the loading chamber and he's preparing himself.
FINALLY! The ****ing media can stop referring to Kim Kardashian's STUNT QUEEN wedding as America's version of the royal wedding. (Unless by "royal" they mean "throne" and by "throne" they mean "toilet.") Just because Kim's face was knighted with a big black sword under a golden shower arch doesn't mean she's royalty! But yeah, tonight in Montecito, CA, Kris Humphries married Kim Kartrashian in front of 440 people who all met up in the back alley afterward to place bets on how long before the ratings of her reality show tank and she has to bust out a publicity stunt divorce (SPOILER ALERT: 6 months).
People says that Kim wore Vera's wang (sort of like this one but in virginal white), Kris wore a neanderthal face full of DURRRRR and the reception tent was decorated with the jizz blossoms that floated out of Ryan Gaycrest's *** when he thought about how this fake mess of a wedding is going to be a 4-hour-long special on E!.
There were rumors that Beyonce, Jay-Z, JLo and Kanye West were going to show up, but they got Lindsay Lohan, White Oprah, Kathie Lee Gifford, Avril Lavigne, Eva Longoria, Mario Lopez, Demi Lovato and Alan Thicke instead. The people who bet on how long Kim's marriage is going to last should've also bet that White Oprah will drunkenly lift up her skirt at the reception and try to **** the cake, because that's totally going to happen if it hasn't already.
And I'm sure everyone shed a tear when Kim raised her glass and gave a special thanks to O.J. Simpson and Ray J'sbladder for helping to make this happen.
(Image via Fayes Vision/Wenn.com)

 

[Vega Magnus]

I really dislike Kim Kardashian, but I do like Kris Humphries as a basketball player, so I'll explain his NBA career up to this point.

Humphries was drafted 14th overall in the 2004 NBA Draft after one year at the University of Minnesota. Unfortunately for him, the Jazz signed former Cleveland Cavaliers forward Carlos Boozer, who happened to play the same position as Humphires. Boozer emerged in to star player, relegating Humphries to limited playing time off the bench. During the '06 offseason, Humphries was traded to the Toronto Raptors. His situation didn't change much, but he did play a valuable role as an energy player off the bench for the Raptors. After he missed most of the '08/'09 season due to injury, he was traded to the Dallas Mavericks in a very complicated four team trade involving the Raptors, Mavericks, Memphis Grizzlies, and Orlando Magic. This is where I took notice of him. Just like in Utah and Toronto, he received limited playing time in Dallas, but he played very well when given the opportunity. I was perplexed as to why he bounced around the league so much. His talent was obvious; he just needed an opportunity to play more. He received that opportunity when the Mavericks traded him to the New Jersey Nets in January 2010. His playing time increased quite a bit with the Nets, and his production increased accordingly. Going in to the '10/'11 season, he was set to compete with highly touted rookie Derrick Favors and veteran Troy Murphy for playing time. He quite simply outplayed them both and worked his way in to the starting lineup. After Favors and Murphy were traded in February, Humphries playing time skyrocketed and he emerged as a legitimate contender for the Most Improved Player award and solidified himself as a key cog on the Nets team. He's a free agent now, and when the NBA lockout ends, he'll receive a very nice contract from the Nets, who will certainly pay him whatever is necessary to keep him. So, while Kim Kardashian didn't do as well as her sister when it comes to marrying a wealthy athlete, she did pretty well. I'd have to say that this marriage is a successful gold digging.

 

[Sophie02]

Wtf at Kris' dress. Was she trying to wear a wedding gown herself?!

 

[Aoedele]

Wtf at Kris' dress. Was she trying to wear a wedding gown herself?!

It seems all the ladies in the bridal party had similar dresses. Wtf indeed!

 

[JillianS]

It seems all the ladies in the bridal party had similar dresses. Wtf indeed!

I think all of the guests were asked to wear black or white.
So, I suppose it's one of those few occasions where it's ok for people, other than the bride, to wear white.

 

[~Gia~]

Wow she was so beautiful back then.

 

[KKnardi]

I've seen some photo's from the wedding and everything looks very staged and plastic, but glam. *Off topic discussion*

 

[MyNameIs]

The People spread about the wedding is HYSTERICAL. Not only is the groom nowhere to be found on the cover, he's barely inside the magazine as well. It's all about Kim. As if the wedding is not about two people getting married, but rather about Kim getting dressed up and throwing a party for her family/other attention whores. It's sad, really.