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The Oh So Sweet Iekeliene Stange tests America's favorite sports equipment to improve your game!!
The Basketball:
So Iekeliene, how did this basketball work out for you?
Iekeliene: Well, you see Tom, it was very bouncy and I scored twice, so it must be good! I have to admit, though that it's not comfortable to sit on. I way prefer my Balenciaga tankshoes!
The Baseballbat
And what about this bat, Iekeliene?
Iekeliene: As you can probably tell from my smile, Tom, I like this bat a lot. It seem shorter than normal so it works out better for us girls. Or wait, is that a downpoint for this bat? Ok, I give it a B-.
The Astroturf Soccerfield
What did you think of this new astroturf for the soccerfields, Iekeliene?
Iekeliene: I don't like this at all. It could need a good mowing and it feels sorta spikey on my buttocks. I wouldn't like to be tackled on this field!
The Racing Bike
Last one, Iekeliene, the racing bike!
Iekeliene: Tom, I hear you are an avid cyclist yourself as well and I can tell that this bike will make you very happy. It is so comfortable and perfectly adjustable for everybody. It feels so nice, I could fall asleep on it!
Thanks Iekeliene for this highly intelligent interview. We'll see you next month when you'll be showing us the new outfits of America's biggest sporting teams!
Iekeliene: You're welcome, Tom. See you next month,
America!
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