The Hair "Down There"

[z.cesca]

uhh.. so .. wat exactly does it do???... i need something for my ingrown hair on my legs!

I apply it after shaving... it helps PREVENT ingrown hairs... You could pop the ingrown hairs now and then apply it and keep applying it after shaving... Hope this helps!

 

[AlmostFamous]

laineybugz

Oh my goodnesssssss!

 

[stylexstar]

My friend sent me this email following a discussion we had at lunchtime about bikini waxes!Absolutely hilarious!I actually laughed out loud when I read it




YIKKKKEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


>
> Only a woman can laugh at this. No one else would dare! Hope you
enjoy!
>
> This has to be one of the funniest and most god-awful scenarios I have
> ever heard of... Bless this woman!!!
>
> All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy,
> painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now.... The
> Wax!!
>
> My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home; fix
> dinner; played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring
> painfully in my mind for the next few hours; "Maybe I should pull the
> wax out of the medicine cabinet?"
>
> So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of
those
> cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips
> together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart,
> press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off! No
> muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no girly, girl, but
am
> mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out.
>
> *YA THINK!!!*
>
> So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each
> together,
>
> stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the
> hairdryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end (Oh, how
> this phrase haunts me!). I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the
skin
> around it tight and pull. OK... So it wasn't the best feeling, but it
> wasn't too bad. I can do this!!! Hair removal no longer eludes me!!
I
> am She-Ra, fighter of all wayward body hair and smooth skin
> extraordinaire!!
>
> With my next wax strip, I move "north". A fter checking on the kids, I
> sneak back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting
> championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.
>
> Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side
of
> the bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching
> down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip). I
> inhale deeply and brace myself....
>
> RRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
>
> I'm Blind!!!!! Blinded from pain!!!!!!... OH DEAR GOD !!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Im making noises that only dogs can hear ..
>
> Vision slowly returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off
> half of the strip. S**T!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP...
>
> Everything is swirly and spotted . I cannot breath or speak - I have
> forgotten how ..
>
> Do I hear crashing drums?????
>
> Wait a few minutes and I'm back to normal (nearly) After all this I
want
> to see my trophy !!! - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt that has
> caused me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory
> that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no
hair
> on it! Where is the hair?? WHERE IS THE WAX? Slowly I ease my head
> down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair... The hair
that
> should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S**T!!! I run my
> fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered
in
> cold wax and matted hair.
>
> Then I make the next BIG mistake . . . . . . .
>
> Remember, my foot is still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to
> do something, so I put my foot down.
>
> DAMN!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door.
>
> Vagina? Sealed shut!
>
> Butt?? Sealed shut!!!
>
> I penguin walk around the bathroom, trying to figure out what to do
and
> think to myself, "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head
may
> pop off."
>
> Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can
> stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the
wax
> should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??
>
> WRONG!!!!
>
> I get in the tub - The water is slightly hotter than then that used to
> torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.
>
> Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued
> together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of
> the tub. In scalding hot water!! (Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold
> wax)
>
> So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!!! God bless the man what
> convinced me I should have a phone in the bathroom! !! I call my
friend,
> thinking surely she's waxed before and has come secret of how to get
me
> undone. It's a very good conversation starter, "So my butt and who-ha
> are stuck to the bottom of the tub!
>
> There is a slight pause. She doesn't have a secret trick, but does try
> to hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax
is
> located.
>
> "Are we talking buttock cheek or is it covering - you know -
> Everywhere(cringe factor 20000 at this point) ?"
>
> She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the
rundown
> and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YEAH
> RIGHT!!!!!! I should be the 'butt' of someone else's work-night jokes.
>
> While we go through various solutions, I resort to scraping the wax
off
> with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies
> covered in hot wax, gl ued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water,
and
> then dry shaving the sticky wax off!!!
>
> By now, the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I
> slip into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me and
my
> hand reaches towards the saving grace...The lotion they give you to
> remove the excess wax.
>
> What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY
> GOD!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of
> my friend, but I really don't care!!
>
> "IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend
> and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and
> then notice, to my grief and despair...
>
> THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> So, I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.
>
> Next week I'm going to try hair colour . . . . . . .
>
>
>
>

I am speechless! -->

 

[Hanne]

Baby oil will remove that kind of cold wax

 

[johnnys_girl09]

can anyone recommend an 'at home bikini wax' product?

 

[FrockRadar8]

I wuold be scared that if I went to a salon, i'd spread open my legs and they'd be like DEAR GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT and then faint

That scares me too. I'm terrified that the person will start laughing and then call in all the other waxers to see what the Pubic Region Cat dragged in...

 

[FrockRadar8]

Here's a question for the shavers....well two

1) Don't you guys get stubble?
2) Does it come back thicker?

 

[NicoleKass]

^ yes to both questions. Thats why I choose waxing.

 

[lemeray]

I like to grow it long, so I can plait it.

 

[greeen]

I like to grow it long, so I can plait it.

ahahahahha! ew lol.

I trim most of it off..and shave alittle off the sides..alittle hair is alright. I would love to get laser one day though.

 

[Meg]

I seriously was just about crying when I read that wax story. Hilarious. I've burned several hundred calories by laughing so hard. Thanks

 

[cardboardboxed]

I seriously was just about crying when I read that wax story. Hilarious. I've burned several hundred calories by laughing so hard. Thanks

Hahahah same. Poor woman.

I jus shave it all. I can't tand it, I think it's gross. I've waxed the "front" part before, it didn't hurt but I think anything further would be more sensitive and woudl hurt

 

[citychic90]

anyone here uses the seiko cleancut? I'm thinking of getting one.
Any likes or dislikes?? Thanks

 

[xikry5talix]

I shave. I do want to try waxing though, but it sounds so painful!

 

[fashionistangeL]

that story was hilarious... i would die if it happened to me!!!

 

[Grill]

Luckily I am not a hairy person but I recommend bikini waxing at a salon using hot wax not strip wax. If you wax regularly it becomes less painful each time. As for ingrowns a pair of sterile tweezers works a treat and isn't painful. I find it really embarassing in some Paris beauty institutes when they ask you to remove your pants before a bikini wax even if you are not having an integral wax - I mean everything off. I kind a kind triangle not a bald old lady look down there!!!!!

Men should be clean and tidy not shaved anywhere - gross !!!!!

 

[prettyjuice]

honestly, what do guys like? this whole thing is such a confusing ordeal imo. any opinions? and would a guy be upset if you just said you didnt want to do that?

 

[LeonieAlexandria]

LOL at that story. omg... that remains me of my first time leg waxing. I was bloody and swollen for 3 days. I literally looked as if someone had hit my legs with a hammer I'm pretty good at waxing now though. I love the smooth and soft feeling afterwards.

 

[cakesniffer]

How long does a brazilian wax last? Because when I shave I have to do it almost daily, annoying.

 

[eve1]

i shave it all...i dont really want to wait for it to all grow so i can wax it