The Hills

[colourmefashion]

.. i noticed. go to justjared and theyre there on one of the pages.

 

[Inaya]

I can't believe how much they get paid! especially Heidi + Spencer

 

[sill]

^ i know

i hate that heidi can afford nice clothes, like hermes bags and such

 

[sill]

omg
i laughed my **** off from those pictures

arobic teacher, wtf?

 

[colourmefashion]

I know right ? maybe you should post them.. my computer keeps freezing when I open jj now

 

[stateofbliss]

Yet another Hills spoof -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1C4fuqIWw

 

[colourmefashion]

heidi montag's video shoot: http://www.thefashionspot.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4829878&postcount=1225

 

[LUXXX]

Lauren and Doug have zero chemistry...they actually could have chemistry if she made an effort. But she seems totally uninterested LOL

Lo, I don't get at all. She disses Audrina left and right in the car ride over and in the bathroom. But then goes all fake at Audrina's face inside the party?? It's so weird...

 

[loladonna]

When did Lo diss Audrina in this episode? Lo made an effort at the party with small talk.At least she does try for Lauren's sake. I have yet to see Audrina make any effort at all. She comes accross so entitled lately like Lauren and Lo are supposed to go out of their way to kiss her butt at every opportunity while she runs off to her coworker to diss them.

 

[stateofbliss]

I don't think Lo was dissing Audrina. When she said we're all getting along - we're all going to this party (she meant her and Audrina were fine). When she said all the people that matter are getting along, I took it was a jab at Heidi and Spencer.

I thought it was so ****ty of Audrina to talk crap with Chiara about Lo AGAIN. Chiara seems just as catty - she doesn't know the girls, but she seems to have catty things to say all the time. Why can't she ever say anything to her face? To me, that's fake. They were making fun of beating the two Lauren's down? How mature!

 

[Zposen]

Lauren and Doug have zero chemistry...they actually could have chemistry if she made an effort. But she seems totally uninterested LOL

It is really hard to comment on their chemistry or lack thereof because he is so freakin awkward on screen. It then becomes very apparent how 'unreal' the hills is because if they were having just normal conversation ... it would flow better. It seems that he has a hard time delivering his line... very weird. Even his last statement while at lunch 'blood being thicker than water' seemed forced. I guess the producers must saw that... since Lauren is going back to have staring games with Brody next epi

There are few time where I agree with Spencer...and I do in his fight with Stephanie. Blood should be thicker than water even if your family is Spencer. She can be cordial to Lauren but her loyalty should be to him. If she can easily toss her family aside for what seemed like more screentime and hipper friends.... imagine what she will do to people that are just her friends. Lauren should be cautious.
I love love Lo, she can do no wrong in my book

 

[colourmefashion]

I think Spencer went over the line a little too much though. Saying that he wished he could make Stephanie not be his sister many times in the past? I would be upset if any of my brothers said that to me. Stephanie can be friends with Lauren and friends with Heidi&Spencer, but because Spencer is such a control freak, if he doesn't have Stephanie there to do his every command, Spencer gets bitchy.

 

[erojoy]

i think spencer referred to the kind of person steph used to be, she was a drug user, liar, and manipulative, in that sense i could see someone wanting a person like that out of their life in the past, but he obviously moved passed that and became close with her at some point. i mean i don't like him at all, but i think that is pretty cool of him.

one thing i think is stupid is this oh blood is thicker than water. i think by being friends with lc she isn't choosing sides, she is just having a friendship, and she is right there is no reason she can't be friends with both, just respect it about her. where is this loyalty thing? I can't even think of anything that lc has done anything to them it was them who did things to her. yeah lc is a control freak that tries to control her friend's relationships, but all they had to do was stop being friends not decide to bash her with sex tape lies.

as for the audrina thing, when i don't like someone when i'm with my friends we will talk crap, and you are lying if you say that you don't, because that is how you vent and get out your frustrations, the only diff is you aren't on tv having all of your dirty laundry aired. so for that i think people should get off audrina's case.

 

[colourmefashion]

i think spencer referred to the kind of person steph used to be, she was a drug user, liar, and manipulative, in that sense i could see someone wanting a person like that out of their life in the past

either way, he is her brother. he should have been helping her through her difficult times and supporting her to get better instead of wishing he wasn't related to her. that just shows how selfish and selfcentered the douche bag is.

 

[Princess2008]

Spencer has way too much time on his hand thats why he stir up trouble all the time. He should get a job. Stephanie can be friends with whoever she wants including lauren, spencer sworn enemy hahaha.
I would not want to be in the shadow of Kelly Cutrone, poor Whitney shes going to have lots of stress with the new job. Cannot wait for her date with the cute model in new york!

 

[rachyroo]

I almost felt like I'd seen this episode before. Spedi turning up, akwardness, people leaving.

Not that I'm complaining, I love the show, just my observation!

 

[colourmefashion]

they know how to ruin a party thats for sure.

 

[thelittlemermaid]

Maybe this is just me, but is the girl that Kelly Cutrone fired, Jessica, the same girl that appeared for a few seconds at the end of Blue Crush? She looks just like the girl that offered Kate Bosworth's character a Billabong contract or something..

 

[Zposen]

Drama on ‘The Hills’ Strangely Akin to That of Middle East

Homeboy's an expert in nuclear proliferation.Photo: Getty Images

Maybe we were just in a bad mood last night, but, oh boy, was this episode worthless. At least last week we had some amusing Lo-Audrina feuding going on — this episode was basically a rehash of season three’s drama, complete with Spencer’s unfortunate facial hair and evil laugh. (Wow, we ARE in a bad mood; end-of-summer seasonal depression must be kicking in.) So we open with Lauren and Stephanie chatting in class (“Take out your magazines,” the teacher instructs. Ah, fashion school). Stephanie tells Lauren about her upcoming birthday party; Stephanie doesn't know if Spencer and Heidi will come (yeah, we bet she has no idea), but she's betting they won't since they haven’t spoken in weeks and “drama follows them.” There’s that title-worthy zinger. “I don’t know if it follows them as much as they chase it,” counters Lauren. She follows this with a pensive L.C.-patented stare. She’s deep, you know.


Lauren then goes on a lunch date with Doug, who’s looking hotter than he did last week. But oh dear, he sounds even dumber: “You look nice today. You look pretty. Gorgeous. Love it. Love the white,” he tells Lauren, all in one breath. Relax, dude, or your head will surely explode. And then, what do you know, his pretty head explodes from the effort of this conversation! But worry not, for he is coming to the birthday party. That's Doug's role on this show: Attend Lauren's friends' awkward birthday parties.
On to Whitney: At a People’s Revolution work dinner, Kelly Cutrone is being her awesome self, meaning she’s humiliating employees on national television, wearing some sort of black shmatte, and frowning. As usual, she targets that annoying chick Jessica. “It’s MY company,” Kelly says, as if that’s in question. Whitney looks scared ****less. Don’t worry, Whit, you won’t be fired — Kelly’s ties with MTV run too deep.
Stephanie’s party is under way, and the bar looks severely underpopulated, probably because every location on this show has to be cleared before filming. Which is good for shopping but sucks for a party. Lo is wearing, um, a costume from the sixties? She looks like a drunken divorcée from Mad Men. The exaggerated swept bangs, the too bright red lipstick … yuck. She and Audrina have a bitchy exchange, which does make us laugh. ‘How are you?” asks Lo. “I’m good,” says Audrina. “I’m glad we talked,” says Lo. Heh. And then — surprise, surprise — in walk Heidi and Spencer. Everyone leaves, including Brody, Frankie, Lauren, Lo, and Doug. Spencer has balloons and laughs maniacally when he sees everyone “bounce.”
The next day, Spencer and Stephanie fight once again about her friendship with Lauren. We are so bored of these scenes. The highlight comes when Spencer equates his feud with L.C. to the conflict between Iran and Israel. And HA-HA-HA-HA. Dude knows his current events, so long as he can relate them to himself.
Back at People’s Revolution, Kelly is yelling at everyone. Why, why, why doesn’t this woman take the time to bleach her teeth? This is MTV, for chrissakes. Their ashy color makes her look positively European among the Angelenos. She tells Whitney that she fired Jessica and that Whitney is her replacement. She tells Whit that she’s going to be bi-coastal, and there’s the spinoff news you all were hoping for.
We end with a school scene with Lauren and Stephanie, talking about trustworthiness or something. We don’t know; we fell asleep in the middle of it.
Next week: Lauren dumps poor Doug, and Whitney gets a hot new boyfriend. It better be good, or we’re going on strike.

And now, The Unequivocal Hills Reality Index:

As Real As Lauren Is Awkward
• Lo’s misadventures in retro fashion. She thought that look up all by her lonesome.
• Spencer’s thinking that his life’s troubles rival the problems of the Middle East. Of course he does.
• Whitney’s fear of Kelly. We’re scared of Kelly THROUGH THE TV. Imagine how poor Whit feels.

As Fake As Heidi’s Chin
• Stephanie’s party planning. She (and MTV) obviously knew the Pratt-sters were coming.
• Doug’s dialogue. There’s a tiny microphone lodged in his ear, feeding him wooden lines like, “How is things with you and Audrina?” Though we bet that grammar error was all his own.
• Whitney’s promotion. Sorry, Kelly, you’re not letting a 23-year-old run your L.A. office, and you know it.

nymag.com

 

[dazed&confused]

I feel sorry for the girl Kelly fired..
On another note, I quite like Lauren's eyebrows! oh and Brody is sooo fit!!