The Ugliest Shoes You've Seen #2

[Phuel]

^^^ I couldn’t see the pic until I logged in, Mullet…

Oh my— I don’t think you’d need to worry too much about the type of guys that would go for this type of footwear: They’re likely the type that would generally identify themselves as gender-neutral and too intense to devote any time to another individual for more than 20 min cos they need to spend the rest of their time hunting down that limited edition Japan-only Yeezy/ Adidas kicks.

 

[VogueDisciple93]

This thread is stressful.

 

[VogueDisciple93]

Hood By Air Spring 2017


voguerunway

I am at a loss...

 

[mistress_f]

lmao i came in here to post those. i saw them on instagram and thought it was a manip / joke on the current state of fashion but nope, reality is always stranger than fiction

 

[mistress_f]

why god, why






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[eizhowa]

How did I not know about this thread

 

[nataliaapple]

Who put those fugly crocs on the runway?????

 

[mistress_f]

Who put those fugly crocs on the runway?????

christopher kane. apparently it's a legit collaboration between him and crocs. i don't even know what to say

 

[VogueDisciple93]

I was too lazy to post those Christopher Kane's, but WOW. Disgusting.

 

[CATO]

^^OMG worst of taste ever .

 

[eugenius]

At first glimpse, these, from Burberry x Barney's. Maybe the right outfit would make these seem more palatable, but based on the pic itself, I'd say probably not. (src: barneys.com)

 

[eugenius]

I take it back. THESE are the ugliest shoes I've seen. He needs to go, go, go, go, go, gooooooo! (src: barneys.com)

 

[eugenius]

Gucci-Pride is soooo 3 mos. ago.

(Nordstrom.com)

 

[eugenius]

Full disclosure: my inner Lady Miss Kier kind of likes these. Oh, who am I kidding? This is crappity-crap-crap-crap. (src: Nordstrom.com)

 

[Phuel]

^^^ These Gucci basics— from the bags to the hoodies, you couldn’t pay me to wear any of it.

I was watching 90s club kids on Geraldo… and besides what a bunch of vile and unintelligent sheep that all kept parroting how much of an individualist they all were, those shoes are exactly what they wore. They were dumb-looking footwear back then, and even dumber looking now. At least those club sheep made the shoes themselves, and that already puts them above anyone that will pay for these Gucci ones.

 

[eugenius]

^^Yeah, I definitely saw 90s club-kid in those shoes. He should've left them in 1996. Exhibit A:

(src: pinterest)

 

[mistress_f]

platformed crocs, courtesy of demna @ balenciaga




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[mistress_f]

they come in many colors...



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[CATO]

no words

 

[mistress_f]

i'd somehow missed these monstrosities from loewe...







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