The Ugliest Shoes You've Seen Apr 2003 - Jul 2009

[shelleybean]

Have these been posted here before? Sorry if they have. They're just so...so...
pic credit: the fashionpolice.net

 

[shelleybean]

Nothing against pom-poms or anything. John Galliano Fall 2009.
(I actually secretly kinda think these are cool, but yet a monstrosity at the same time - is that even possible?)
I think it's the earthquake-proof sway bars in the platform that are throwing me off.....

again pic from thefashionpolice.net

 

[Squizree]

The black ones are criminal.

lol the Gallianos would be so much better without the furballs. Theyre so silly. But the rest of the shoe is murder!!

 

[Echoes]

But the rest of the shoe is murder!!

Ummmm, is that good or bad?

 

[Deleted member 1957]

those game boy shoes really make me hate the 90s...
get an overdoze here http://www.uglyfugly.com/page/Ugly+Shoes
the half heels are weird!
as for the puffy shoes being murder...i take that literally considering that the heel lis quite high and borders towards wood!@

 

[Squizree]

Echoes Murder is good! Cuz it means it can knock you out Its one of those personal words.

 

[Florecita86]

Those weird sandles that shelleybean post are fug

 

[kaygilbert]

I know a lot of people love these because they are Margiela, and believe me I do normally like his designs but the Tabi boots... just wrong.
Also the Dior snowboots. Just because they are designed by Dior doesn't stop them from looking like snowboots.

 

[CherryBomb01]

Nothing against pom-poms or anything. John Galliano Fall 2009.
(I actually secretly kinda think these are cool, but yet a monstrosity at the same time - is that even possible?)
I think it's the earthquake-proof sway bars in the platform that are throwing me off.....

again pic from thefashionpolice.net

Ewwww, they are terrible. My dog would "kill" those pom poms.

 

[thehappyhippyyy]

these all may have been posted before, sorry if thats the case, but i've ALWAYS hated these Balenciaga heels. theyre so dkajskdhksjahd.

shoewawa.com

splendicity.com

i have nothing to say about the last pair. absolutely disgusting..

 

[CherryBomb01]

^^The top one reminds me of a LEGO shoe.....lol. The second one has to someones idea of a joke.

 

[shelleybean]

Yeah, those Balenciagas have been posted before and every time I see them, I almost throw up in my mouth.
That second pair, um...... well I don't really know what to say except What the...

 

[mackos]

#4870 Well, I don't know if the second pair can be considered as shoes, actually

I will always love these Balenciaga Lego heels, they're so cool But I absolutely hate the gladiator boots from Spring 2008. Although I managed to like the collection, I will never accept the shoes.

style.com

 

[dumbfairy]

^I actually kinda like those they went amazing with the clothes

Who on earth would wear those in #4861

 

[shelleybean]

I think we should change the name of this thread to perhaps.... The Most Ridiculous Shoes You've Ever Seen. Some of them aren't super-ugly as much as just
Those Balenciaga gladiators don't stand a chance against that carpet they're paired with. I'm not sure which is worse. They're just wrong on so many levels.

 

[shelleybean]

While we're at it, here is a pair I think from Nina Ricci or Olivier Theyskens - I'm not sure. Does it matter? And how tall would it make the models, like a bazillion feet tall? If you stood with your feet together like in a ballet position, you could wear them to the kennel club shows and little dogs could jump through them.
(pic courtesy of shoeblog)

 

[pmegha]

^ Those shoes literally made me gasp and then laugh out loud...those shoes simply shouldn't exist, and whoever made them should be banned from making shoes.

 

[mackos]

Oh my, I just saw these on Fashion Police site, they're just too hideous to be true

thefashionpolice.net

 

[Squizree]

EWWWW! mackos those are stomach turning!!

 

[shelleybean]

I'm going to make it my mission in life to rid the world of these atrocities!
Mackos, those "things" are like some cobbler school craft project gone wrong. Totally wrong. Sadly, they probably have some high-end designer label in them and some unsuspecting guy (those are for men, right?) is proudly wearing them and saying to his friends... "but, seriously, how fabulous are these, really?"