The Ugliest Shoes You've Seen Apr 2003 - Jul 2009

[shelleybean]

^^^^^
Really? The first pair is like They look so...so...flat...and uncomfortable. Seriously, I've seen more cushioning on a cot in a Barcelona hostel. And the second pair....double The Dior Gaucho-like buckle and is that denim?
Gross, just gross.
(you know someone paid $600 for those G.Z. sandals somewhere)

 

[fashionplus]

omg, these shoes are terrible.

 

[sqekcx]

Gosh those pink Givenchy shoes. I can imagine some hipsters wearing them and saying "You know nothing about fashion. They look absolutely fabulous because they are Givenchy."

 

[Squizree]

^So true. I hate people who do that.

 

[Bengt]

I was browsing Etsy and found these:
Not only it looks horrendous, the price is crazy! $500!!
With that price, I'd rather buy myself Pierre Hardy or Lanvin sneakers.

Puke puke puke galore! LOL..

etsy.com

 

[Echoes]

They look hand made. Wouldn't that big ole screw head hurt the bottom of your foot?

 

[Squizree]

hahahaha omg get ready for the most ridiculous shoes to ever hit planet Earth.

flickr.com britannica.com

 

[Squizree]

the digit shoes are making me laugh so hard

 

[Flashbang]

psshhh OMG LOLLLLLL

 

[mackos]

Gosh, that's too much I love the second pair of Camper shoes, though, they're fantastic!

 

[Fashion_Girl22]

Collection Privee'?

lusiaviaroma

 

[shelleybean]

^^^^^
Those elf-moccassin things are weird. Really, they look like something the keebler elves would wear to a peace rally or something.

Squizree, where on earth (was it earth?) did you find those horribly ridiculous shoes? I'm not even going to comment on the boom-box-on-your-feet shoes.
The red ones, you couldn't even WALK in those. Surely they are for display only. The tree trunks are equally offensive. You would have birds trying to nest on your calves. Is it just me, or do they look like camouflaged trees? The rubber shoes? Hmmmmm.

 

[shelleybean]

There seems to be an influx of, ummmmmm, problem shoes on the Yay or Nay thread.

Yes, I noticed that. I really wanted to post there and let them know there is a separate post (here) for those strappy-things everyone has been posting lately. I just didn't want to be rude.

 

[Deleted member 1957]

some of those shd not even be called shoes.....shocking!!!!(like that judge on Boston legal says)

 

[farren fashion]

i think they can put speakers in anything nowadays!

 

[Squizree]

lol omg

leatherlustfootwear.com

 

[Flashbang]

Is there something inside?

 

[from: sophia]

I think it is a coin slot? Those are awful actually this whole page is disgusting.

 

[shelleybean]

Hey Squizree, those "piggy-bank" stilettos are perfect for strippers. What, with the recession and all, if the customers don't have any bills to put in your g-string, they could just fill your shoes with dimes and nickels. Imagine how heavy and "jingly" they would get after a while, though.

 

[Squizree]

^ the stripper would be stomping back home.