Worst song/lyrics you've ever heard

MeMe7 I think someone just made them up (I hope so) but the videos are so tacky and some are just hilarious. I always end up with chest pains watching those, lol.
 
^ My neighbors now act like dinosaurs because of these songs and repeat the songs, lol. It then gets stuck in my head and I'm like "NOOO!"
 
"I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot"
 
there was this one song by the cheeky girls and my friend and i used to make fun of it all the time

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boys
you are the cheeky boys

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boy's
you are the cheeky boy's

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls

you are the cheeky boy's
you are the cheeky boy'

come and join the cheeky club
this is what you want
come and sing the cheeky song
our cheeky cheeky song ( oo )

such an awful song :yuk:
 
^ Hahaha

"[Chorus:]
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur
[With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo
[She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low"

along with the rest of it...
 
ingetjuh18
OK, WOW. LMAO. I can't believe these are actually songs, lol. OMG, thanks for posting that =).
 
im practically crying from reading this thread :rofl:

i wonder if this song would even make any sense with the censors, or if all you'll see is **** ******* **** f**king **** *****

(i bolded my favorite parts)

Shake Ya ***

Mmm! Mmm, mmm, mmm
Oooh-OOOH!



Shake ya ***, but watch yourself
Shake ya ***, show me what you workin with


I came here with my dick in my hand
Don't make me leave here with my foot in yo' ***; be cool
And don't worry bout how I'm rippin this ****
When I'm flippin what I'm kickin *****, that's just what I do
I'm effervesecet and I'm off that crescent
Nastier than a full grown German Shepherd; mother****er keep steppin
They don't **** with me and they don't
Y'all b*tches cant catch me and you won't
Pay ya fare, fix ya hair, throw that *****
Got Prada for my boonapalist, and (??) from Debussy(??)
You think I'm trickin? b*tch, I ain't trippin
I'm buyin if you got nice curves for your iceberg
Drinkin Henn and actin like it do somethin to me
Hope this indecent proposal make you do somethin with me
**** a dollar girl, pick up fifty
And **** that coward you need a real *****
Off top knick-a-boxers hurtin ****
Bend over hoe; show me what you workin with!


Attention all y'all players and pimps
Right now in the place to be (shake ya ***)
I thought I told y'all ****** before
Y'all ****** can't **** with me (watch yourself)
Now this ain't for no small booties
No sir cause that won't pass (show me whatcha workin with)
But if you feel you got the biggest one
Then momma come shake ya ***

I like my women fire like CAY-ENNE!!
Chocolate and bowlegged - when I'm runnin up behind her!!
Go head get ya pop-a-lock let the **** out
For girl don't lie you know you wanna go back to my house
"The Man Right Chea" wanna get under that dress right there
You spicy cajun we gon' a good time over there
You better suck the head on them there crawfish
And you gotta bend all the way over to dance off this
Handle yo' business but I know you do it way better, you dead wrong
So if you talkin bout how niggaz make noise when you pass by
get yo' fine *** on the floor girl this yo' ****in song!
Do yo' thang dont be scared, cause you gon' get served
You get mine then you gon' get yours
Bout to make yo' *** love it
Raise it up, show the G-string hustlin hustlin



Stop yo' cryin heffer, I don't need all that
I got a job for you - the braided up pimp is back
Break them handcuffs, **** you ***** move somethin
And if they ask you what you doin say, "Ooohh nuttin!"
And we been doin for the past 2 somethin
And I've been beatin that ***** up now it's smooth ****in
You can betcha bottom dollar; if that ***** fire
you gon' holla Michael Tyler!
So don't act like you don't be backin that stuff up
Girl in the club, cause that's what you got *** for
Wobble wobble I'm infatuated
b*tch ride a dick like she makin a baby
And I see that we gon' have to go to a quiet corner for just us two an'
Don't worry about who lookin, just keep on doin what you doin
Cause a ***** like me gon' get to work before I know the girl
b*tch whats happnin, let 'em see, show the world!

Uhh.. OOOH-WEE! Good lawd!
Damn!
 
lets not leave shakira out of this..

[SIZE=+1]"Lucky that my breasts

Are small and humble

So you don't confuse

Them with mountains"[/SIZE]
 
lets not leave shakira out of this..

[SIZE=+1]"Lucky that my breasts[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]Are small and humble[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]So you don't confuse[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]Them with mountains"[/SIZE]

lol omg I remember when I first heard of shakira and heard that song i couldnt get over that line its so hilarious but I :heart: me some Shakira
 
AH, yes Shakira! LOL, I remember the first time I heard that I was like, huh, she's comparing her boobs to a mountain?"
 
^ There were many bad songs from that time, lol.
Ala, "J Lo"
"Children grow and women producing
Men go working
Some go stealing
Everyone's got to make a living
"
The lyrical words of JLO.

"We off the block this year
Went from a low to a lot this year
Everybody mad at the rocks that I wear
"

"Yea, we're at the airport out DBlock
Where everybody air-forced-out
With a new white T.U. fresh
"

"Nothin' phony with us, make the money, get the mansion, bring the homies with us
"

"I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block"

"I'm real, even on Oprah
That's just me
"
 
LMAO =
"It take hard work to cash checks (WFT?)
So don't be fooled by the rocks that I got they assets"

Jenni from "the block"
 

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