The weather is fine in Paris. They can't be snowed in.
The venue is convenient and accessible. The photographers should have gotten back by this time.
The show is not in Russia.
There have been no reports of terrorism or volcano eruptions in the 16th arrondissement.
So that can only mean that someone very important was very late, so they had to wait. And who was it, I wonder. Let's all focus our anger on that one person. *coughprobablyaworthlesscelebritycough*