the scene...
lounge/bar of a trendy downtown nyc hotel...
low lighting and low seating...
candles all around...
my friend and i are saving seats for a group of friends who all show up at once...all five of them...
so everyone jumps on the low couches and coats come off and get pushed around to make room for the group...
suddenly we smell something burning...
but can't see anything amiss....
then we keep smelling so we become more concerned and suddenly realize the source of the smell...
it is my down puffy jacket which got pushed onto a candle and now has a hole in the sleeve the size of a tennis ball with with feathers flying out of it...

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another one bites the dust...

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