I Love Blind Items ! #4

[LUXXX]

Television execs are quietly putting out feelers to replace this talk show host. It’s not just that the ratings aren’t great. It’s that the producers are having trouble booking guests. Turns out that desirable potential guests either don’t like or don’t respect the host. The bigger surprise may be the host’s replacement. Execs are in talks tonight with someone that a network TV show is also looking to replace. And, no, the two won’t be swapping jobs. Blind Gossip

Host - I hope it's Piers Morgan. How the hell he took over from Larry King I will never know. And no wonder celebs don't want to go on he was the editor of the fricken Mirror. He was behind of whole Kate Moss coke scandal. She hates his guts. And his ''beef'' towards Madonna is beyond pathetic.

Replacement - Don't care just get rid of this douche.

What shocks me about Piers is how much of a kiss-as* he is...especially with celebrities! He lost me when he told Matt Damon that he won the election for Barack Obama. I was like...I'm out...

 

[Boomer]

Lucille Ball?

Nah- Lucy was a rather successful model and movie actress way before she started on TV- she wouldn't have needed to turn tricks to make a living (a VERY good looking woman in her day, too!)...

 

[shoesexy]

Actor is Far From Single

BuzzFoto – This B/C List actor never goes to a Red Carpet event or a club with a date. He never talks about his love life is hardly ever seen with a lady on his arm… but he is far from single. He allegedly has three girlfriends in three different states and two of them have children. He tells each of his lady lovers that he protects their relationship by keeping it private but he is really just concerned about one finding out about the other.

He’s Shopping for a New Beard

BlindGossip – The last one worked out well for him, but he’s ready for a new beard. He’s been meeting with potential candidates for several weeks now. In case you’d like the job, here are his criteria:

• Female, pretty, age 25-40ish
• Actress (No musicians or models)
• Established in your own career (But don’t outshine him)
• Feminine but athletic (He would like to have a workout buddy)
• Primary residence in or around Los Angeles (Bonus points if you also have a New York pad)
• Previous experience as a beard preferred
• Available to start within the next three months

Actor Turns Stalker

BuzzFoto – We have a D List Actor with add*ction problems that has a new obsession. He met a beautiful, young C List television actress at a recent Red Carpet event and maybe spoke two words to her. He was somehow able to obtain her personal information from a friend. He’s now showed up at her house several times, sent her email after email, sent n*ked pics of himself via text and might have even followed her car once or twice. She initially thought she could deal with him herself but now she is considering getting the police involved.

 

[Boomer]

^ The beard one has Ryan Seacrest written all over it...NY and LA, just like his business activities...and Julianne has been a big hit for his many...fans..

 

[ILucas]

Justin Timberlake fits perfectly also.

 

[Boomer]

^ Yes- doesn't he have a restaurant in NY?

 

[dajrekshn]

i think it's Joe Jonas? the only part that doesn't fit with him is the age gap - don't think he'd go with a 40year old woman. on the other hand, he and Ashley went together to the gym and were regularly photo'd.

Label - here's the BI allegedly about SJP:

Another week, another riddle involving a **** fiend. Everyone does it, but it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing. Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened: a doting mother, a successful business, an artist (debatable), and an icon to many a MiniVan member. ironic as it may seem considering the original spirit of the inspiration. The situation is actually even more shocking considering her past. Having had that kind of experience with addiction though, perhaps there are only 2 roads: to shun **** fiercely or, as it is in this case, to embrace them dangerously in her time of need.It's not just genes that keep her so thin. Turns out it's a habit that's making her very sick. Friends and family are becoming concerned. They're saying "she's not doing well", observing that her use has dramatically escalated, that she is becoming increasingly anti-social and withdrawn, removed out of embarrassment from her usual circle, and when forced out in public, looking awkward and seemingly unable to cope in social settings where she was once comfortable. The reason? It's not those laughable rumours of infidelity. It's actually because he ignores her. Never the child, but always her. Not deliberately but because she has no part in his life. It used to be he'd show up for the professional events, at the very least. Now she has to beg. And then it's only a maybe. He's not spiteful about it, he just doesn't care. Even on the forced holiday he could barely bother to acknowledge her and when they came home, he couldn't wait to get away.
So she retreats and she escapes and he still doesn't notice. When confronted about it by close confidantes, he insists there's not a problem. And he probably truly believes that, completely oblivious is he to her problems.
As such, her team is desperately trying to get her some new work, something else to focus on instead of moping around at home weighed down by disappointment.Artistically though, it may be bad news. Forcing a project on the heels of something already forced is probably just going to lead to more sh*t. Having said that, if it saves her, in the end, I guess that's what friends would do.

 

[cheepmunk]

What shocks me about Piers is how much of a kiss-as* he is...especially with celebrities! He lost me when he told Matt Damon that he won the election for Barack Obama. I was like...I'm out...

This, exactly. I saw one interview with George Clooney and his father, and it was all, "Okay George's Father, you're one of the most successful local newscasters ever, and also -- by virtue of having a son who is so much more vastly superior than every other person that has ever existed -- you are one of the best people on the face of the planet. How do you feel about being so perfect and raising such a perfect son? And what tips do you have for other parents out there who can only aspire to such heights of perfection?"

I mean, it's not like I expect every puff-piece interview with a celeb to be groundbreaking TV, but get some perspective please. It's okay to act like someone you're interviewing, while a perfectly nice person, might not be the next savior of humanity.

...Which is a long-winded way of saying that I hope you guys are right and it's him. It's not like CNN is worth watching these days anyway, but I can't wait for him to get off my TV just on general principle.

 

[dauphine]

^ Yes- doesn't he have a restaurant in NY?

He does, and also supposedly owns a decent amount of Soho/Tribeca real estate.

 

[dauphine]

[/B] - here's the BI allegedly about SJP:

That would be sad if it were about SJP, not because I like her especially much or anything, but didn't they just have twins?

 

[dajrekshn]

they did.
there are lots of stories of him totally ignoring her for ages now. it's such a sad sad story.

 

[lunabella]

^ that "SJP" blind mentions a child, but they have 3 children. also, it calls her an "artist" - how so? why not say actress if it's about her?

 

[LUXXX]

That BI was way before the twins came along. It was right before SATC 2 was in development -- that was the project being forced and, well, look how that turned out! Disaster!

 

[tigerrouge]

Host - I hope it's Piers Morgan. How the hell he took over from Larry King I will never know. And no wonder celebs don't want to go on he was the editor of the fricken Mirror. He was behind of whole Kate Moss coke scandal.

To be fair to Piers Morgan on that particular detail, he had been sacked from the paper a whole year before that point. Richard Wallace was the editor when those pictures were taken and printed, and still is.

 

[Label Basher]

^ Oh really. I thought he was the editor then because in an interview he said that she's the celeb that hates him the most. Something along the lines of ''She wants to kill me''. Why else would she hate him as that is her most serious scandal to date.

Oh well he's still a douche.

 

[tigerrouge]

He constantly paints a picture of himself having feuds and friendships with all sorts of people in order to keep his publicity machine going. His weekly column in one particular newspaper is essentially a list of who is and isn't talking to him at the moment, on account of some minor incident which may or may not have actually happened.

It's like his decision to 'ban' Madonna - as if she was desperate to be on his show and he's denying her. She probably couldn't care less, but he's trying to create a fuss from nothing, placing himself right in the middle of what's really a non-existent situation. But if people believe it, then it works for him - it gets people thinking he's a bigger deal than he is. That's his strategy, and you can't blame him for trying.

 

[dajrekshn]

new BI from Lainey:

It’s not just the super elite actors, the film stars, who need to beard and pretend. Even the lower ranking ones do too. Calling him B List might be a little generous, but he has had his share of magazine covers, is the face of a few shows, and is surprisingly entrepreneurial, with successful projects across several other platforms, all banking on looks and virility. While I can’t personally see it, his appeal is strong enough that it has overcome his reputation as a chronic philanderer whose wife left him because he couldn’t stay faithful. It was always assumed that he was cheating with women. And in a way, given his errrm sex symbol image, that may have worked for him.

But what if the cheating was with men? One night in New York, he was on the receiving end of a very enthusiastic blow job from a very enthusiastic young giver who was clearly not his baby mother because his baby mother is, obviously, not a boy. The baby mother very likely knows though. After all, it wouldn’t be an arrangement that she’d be unfamiliar with, given where they met. Still, dude, if you’re keeping that kind of secret, and you hit up a bar to get blown, you may want to tip the staff a little better than you do. Because they are talking. And it’s not like people haven’t been wondering this about you for a long, long time anyway.

apparently that Mario Lopez guy.

 

[Boomer]

^ Doesn't shock me...And an old law of celebrity that we casino type people were always shocked to see celebrities ignore: ALWAYS tip the hell out of bartenders, doormen, rooms service people, limo drivers- They see MUCH more of what you are up to than you realize, and the employee cafeteria is a hotbed of information... B)

 

[beatriz]

I actually thought he was gay, until I realized he'd been married. Aparently, my gaydar is not that broken

 

[Boomer]

^ Yes, when I was a lad I was shocked to learn how many gays in Hollywood were married and in some cases had children... Ah- the innocence of youth...