Ari Soffer.
Call me a rockstar wannabe, but I love his "cooler than cool" rocker inspired clothing and accessories.  It's just too bad that it's so freaking expensive.  So, if I won the lottery, or is someone else were picking up the tab, I jump at the 11.5 grand leather pants with 22 karat gold buttons [the don't look nearly as gaudy as you'd think].  But aside from lotteries or other financial support lines...11.5 grand for pants?  Really?  That's enough for a new bike.